h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have tasted coffee from coffee beans from all around the world and the best I have found to be are both the espresso and cappucino blends which help to perk me up during the daily grind but latte I have found that in my coffee gives it a little extra lift.

A-lace for you if you've lost them! Your toe-hold on reality may begin to slip. Darn!

Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging' and if the tastes like mud, is because it's been ground a couple of minutes ago, and if you drink too much coffee it can cause a latte of problems.

how have I been today, sew sew! cottoned on to the odd thing

Eye see, what a yarn, but at least you're not needling me.I'm reeling with relief.

4846 posts - a strong thread

no wool being pulled over the eyes in here

I wonder what other gems are LOOMING out there?

they could spun around and you'd have to weave in and around them

The fog was as thick as pea soup, which was unfortunate because pea soup was what Mrs. Hudson happened to be serving on that New Year's Day. Watson kept sticking his spoon into the air mistaking it for soup, while Sherlock was lost in thought, speculating on the possible reasons for the disappearance of all Mrs. Hudson's chickens.

Finally he said, "So, Mrs. Hudson, you say that the last time you saw your chickens was when they were on the stage in a production of 'Chicken Little?'"

"Yes, Mr. Holmes, that was indeed the last time I saw them," Mrs. Hudson replied, using her dishtowel to stifle a sob.

"I suspect fowl play," Holmes said, puffing on his pipe.

I said to my dear friend, Randolph the red nose reindeer, that he'll have to rein in his jinks this year and not go out in the pea souper fog and hit people with his pea shooter.

a puffin on his pipe, was it carrying a bill! for the tobacco

A puffin on his pipe? Surely it must have been a shag.

The piper must be paid. If he's a pied piper, give him pies.

if they're not cooked properly, he could take a Tern for the worst and the kittiwake up

Even Captain Cook could have used a microwave occasionally.

living on the sandwich isles is no picnic

it gave me am attack of the Cairngorms, isle of white in the face

Thank goodness I've never been caught by the Trossachs.

The Grey Lady of Grays, was quite partial to eating Greyling which she had for her supper along with a cup of Earl Grey tea .

Sirus Black finally got cleared of all charges of killing 12 muggles and one wizard and when he went back to went to his Gringott,s bank account and found that he was in the black and so with some of his cash he went and bought a few boxes of the muggles Black's Organically produced chocolate , which ate when he was having one of his black moods.