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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 11, 2020
Drinking too many margaritas is liable to tequil-ya.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 11, 2020
Some would say drinking too few is also bad.
Tequila sunrise, you arrange an eclipse.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 11, 2020
Arranging an eclipse at sunrise would shorten daylight saving - and probably be welcomed by vampires who stayed out at bars too long and forgot the time ...
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Oct 12, 2020
Democrats are afraid that JCB (Judge Coney-Barrett) will help bulldoze all Obama-era legislation into oblivion.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 12, 2020
The racist term "Yellow Peril" has a new name: JCB 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 12, 2020
What kind of apparel would be perilous?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 12, 2020
Is JCB a subsidiary of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation and if so, is that where the Vogons purchased their equipment? 
PS: I am 
this is not a pun, I know, I just can't help myself 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 12, 2020
I saw a raccoon down by the river. It had caught a rodent which it was washing before having it for dinner. It was mouse-watering
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 12, 2020
It had to be bean to be believed that my friends with beanefits are beaning to use beanevolent gestures when they are all dressed up and nowhere to cocoa. So they all stay in and a milk cup of cocoa to drink when they are retiring early at 7pm in the evening.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 12, 2020
Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
Because the pride goeth before the fall!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 12, 2020
I took a leaf out of my Tree guide book which gave me advice on how to identify the beautifall deciduous trees by the shape and colour of their leaves in Autumn.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 12, 2020
The patriot stood in the forest saying, "one, two, three..."
"Why are you doing that" n said a little boy.
"I love my count-tree."
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 13, 2020
In Shepherd's Bush, people would beat about the bush about the best way to make Shepherd's pie using either lamb or mutton mince. They would send their recipes by using the Bush telegraph.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 13, 2020
The crook went swimming with a JCB Just Cement Boots 
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 14, 2020
What is the best place in Yorkshire to see Mammatus* clouds?
In a field in (H)Uddersfield.
*Mammatus is Latin for Udder or breast
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 14, 2020
I needed to stay in Mexico for a while (don't ask!) and looked for a place to live. I thought I had found the perfect spot when I saw a sign saying "Tortilla Flats"
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 14, 2020
Nice one Kat 
The storm broke! Weather it can be fixed or not, is another question ?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 16, 2020
the wheel of fortune sometimes breaks an axle.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 16, 2020
axle me that tomorrow I've time to gear up then
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