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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 22, 2020
Crepe balls of fire!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 23, 2020
I’m going to go against the grain here and say that there's a a grain of truth in what the wheat millers and the bakers said about what goes in making the best bread.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 23, 2020
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 23, 2020
I don’t feel hungry when I see a Belgian waffle; I feel absolutely Flemished.
My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 23, 2020
I wonder what crepe did this.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 23, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 24, 2020
That post de-surfs a reply.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 24, 2020
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Tweedledum and Tweedledee couldn't agree on the kind of cookie they were sharing. Tweedledum thought it tasted like figs. Tweedledee said it was mint. They asked Alice to settle the argument.
"There's no cookie," she said. "It's a fig-mint of your imaginations."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 24, 2020
Next applicant?"
"Hi. I'm interested in the job opening."
"What are your qualifications?"
"I'm quite proficient at light housekeeping.
I can dust, mop, wax, and do a variety of cleaning chores."
"There's been a misunderstanding. The job involves
lighthouse keeping. Next applicant!"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 24, 2020
Odysseus and his men found a cave overlooking a beach. The cave had milking pens for goats, and some cheeses. Odysseus sent a scout to inspect the cave. The scout was chased by a cyclops. "Captain," he said, here's something you Odyssey!"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 24, 2020
Guatemala sent a delegation of indigenous people to Elsinore. They said to Hamlet, "We claim all the possessions of your late court Jester. He is descended from Pakal the Great."
"You can't mean..." Hamlet said.
"But we do. What's Yorick's is Mayan.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 24, 2020
The tree had one pear. The partridge fled in panic as two unfriendly eyes opened on its neck.
"I'm Baddington Pear, the fruit you dare not meet in a dark alley,"
it rasped.
My true love bought the Halloween version by mistake.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 24, 2020
I'd like to go to the Halloween party as a character from movies or TV."
"How about going as Mr. Spock from 'Star Trek'"?
"That sounds good."
"Or how about that canary that Sylvester chases?"
"Oh, I get it. Trek or Tweet."
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 24, 2020
What was Guy Fawkes’ favourite meal?
Bangers and mash
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 24, 2020
What happens to be the best salad that can be served on Guy Fawkes night?
Obviously, Rocket.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 24, 2020
If fireworks ? why extinguish a good idea ?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 24, 2020
After Jesus was born, the dark stable brightened up with the light that emanated from the baby. Unfortunately the manger was empty, so Jesus didn't have straw to lie on.
"Joseph," said Mary, why don't you make hay while the son shines?"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 24, 2020
~~Let the Punnishment Fit the Crime~~
"Whatever you do, don't major in accounting," Mom said as she dropped me off at my dorm.
"You're overreacting," I said.
"Well, watching your husband and brother-in-law go off to prison for accounting fraud will make you do that!"
I hurried off to the administration building to sign up for courses. There was a business management course I wanted, but accounting was a prerequisite. Maybe *one* accounting course would be okay.
"Hello, Mr. Tate," my advisor said when I brought him my course selections, "most of these are good choices, but I can't let you take accounting.".
"But it's a prerequisite for a course I need next semester!" I protested.
"Sorry, but no!" the advisor said. "There's no accounting for Tates."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 25, 2020
And it came to pass that a great darkness descended on the Land of
the Candles. It was a time of unmatched wickedness, when evil
waxed strong. None could hold a candle to those who would do wrong.
But one day there was a candle who flared up at the iniquity that
was abroad in the land. He vanquished the darkness and showed
the real meaning of hero-wicks.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 26, 2020
And it came to pass! prunes!
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