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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 3, 2020
An optician told her patient: 'It appears your vision is improving!' 'Really?' replied the Celtic patient. 'Must be the luck of the (Irish) iris.'
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 3, 2020
West Ham is well known for its cold meats, especially of ham products.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 4, 2020
He is bald now, but once he had a proud hairitage (heritage); for him to get a wig it would toupee a lot of money.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 4, 2020
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 5, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 5, 2020
I'm Biden my time until the general election in November.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 5, 2020
The chef broke out in boils all over her body as she was placing the eggs into the boiled water.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 5, 2020
Juno it orbits between Mars and Jupiter ?
No I didn't..
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 6, 2020
"I guess asteroids wear pants."
"How do you know?"
"Well, they wear a belt, don't they?"
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 6, 2020
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 7, 2020
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 7, 2020
We passed a huge factory with a sign reading: "We produce 42,000 sausages every day!"
My sceptical English friend said: "That's a lot of polony"
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 7, 2020
We passed a huge factory with a sign reading: "We produce 42,000 gallons of vegan milk every day!"
My sceptical friend said: "That's udder nonsense!"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 7, 2020
Lettuce go to the market today. If we go early enough, we can get a head of the other shoppers.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 7, 2020
vegetables on stage, are just carrot'ures playing a part
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 8, 2020
Just vegetables?No fruits. Let someone in the audience give them the raspberry.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 8, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 8, 2020
if you hadn't, I would be blue, Barry.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 8, 2020
Young Anna grew up to become the best contortionist west of the Pecos. But this was of course no surprise to her great-grandfather. You see old man Conda was a very skilled fortune teller.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 8, 2020
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