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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 21, 2020
My horse prefers dry weather. He hates when it rains on his reins.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 21, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 21, 2020
The red light district decided to outlaw electric lights for a week. The substitute lighting was scandlelous.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 21, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 22, 2020
Is that in Paris? It's surely in Seine.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 22, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 22, 2020
I ate sirloin in Omaha. The waitress who served me was a Miss Steak.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 22, 2020
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 23, 2020
A water chess nut loves to play chess aboard ships.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 23, 2020
Basil, the sage of Basildon and Oxford Don was full of wise words of advice to the market stall holders who sell flowers and herbs to the locals of Essex.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 23, 2020
When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 23, 2020
Herby and Bernie went for a Bernie steak which was served with herby butter and salad.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 23, 2020
When I told the young priest how I spent my spare time doing origami he ed and warned me that it might make me go blind and grow hair in my palms
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 23, 2020
What great composers were birds?
Heron Copland
Tchaicrowski
ChickaDelius
Goossec
Hummelingbird
Clememtit
John Whipporwilliams
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 23, 2020
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 23, 2020
"Ivanhoe"
So what! I've an hedge-trimmer...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 23, 2020
Ivanho idea what you're talking about.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 24, 2020
Is Guinevere ?
No, she's gone shopping
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 25, 2020
Barney the barn owl was a hoot when he met up with the bittern at the seaside. Barney, bittern more than he could chew as he tried to make friends with the bittern.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 25, 2020
Brent, the bird nature reserve warden believed one tern does another one when helping to increase the number of sea birds.
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