h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you think U.P.S. has any workers with Down Syndrome?

I don't know,DFDS might employ people with ADHD though.

Maggy the Magpie visits me every morning and evening. When one day I shared a large fruit pie with her which I placed on a dish on top of one of my RSPB magazines.

When I visited my Uncle Stan in Stanford-Le-Hope, he was hopping mad as his classic Ford car had broken down and he was not able to go on holiday where he will go and visit the Hop Gardens of Kent. Uncle Stan told me that his car had just been picked up to be repaired at the town's garage. It seemed hopeless until the garage phoned up and told him that he can pick his car next morning which filled him for hope for his Hop Gardens holiday.

I bought a Fiesta. It wasn't the greatest car, but it was af-Ford-able.

Last Spring I drove to Spain in my Fiesta car when on holiday at the Fiesta in the Battle of the flowers parade in San Antonio with my friend Antonio. It filled me with the Joys of Spring as it gave me a spring in my step as I took part in the parade.

I had a fiat, must stop eating baked beans

Human beans have half-baked ideas sometimes.

Storm baked up a storm at the X-men Bake stall with her home baked cakes.

After my morning run I plant runner beans in my garden vegetable patch.

Miss Johansson planted Scarlet runner beans in her garden.

Rocket Racoon is eating rocket salad when he's rocking in his rocking chair listening to rock music on Peter Quill's mp3 player while Peter goes and writes a song using a feather quill.

I wanted to take my dog with me when I went to the space station, but she misheard. She thought it was a spay station.

and take the cat, but the cat said - me how

The thought of going to a spay station probably made the cat paws in its tracks.

One of Stephen Sondheim's early musicals has become very popular in Saint Louis. This just goes to show that Missouri loves "Company."

My canny cat loves to watch Can-Can dancers on YouTube and then goes and nips on some catnip.

Catherine grew u in the swamp, where she wove reeds to make baskets. She became known as Cat O'Ninetails.

a person was sentenced to death, for killing 1000 's he was charged with catawalling

(caterwauling)

When mad dogs travel, do they use rabid transit?