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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 22, 2019
We booked a hotel room in Paris based on the promise of French toast at breakfast. When we got to the dining room in the morning, the maitre d' raised a glass of to us.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 22, 2019
Our fool English breakfast was served by a clown.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 22, 2019
I have a pet canary and it cost me a gran(d).
That makes it a Gran(d) Canary.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 22, 2019
I'm going to gran Canaria but Fuertventuras are in the pipeline.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 22, 2019
I always have trouble eating all of my scrambled elk and Yorkshire poo-ding.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 22, 2019
I've never eaten elk, but I've had a chocolate moose (mousse).
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 22, 2019
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 22, 2019
I read about this guy who plans to become a famous rap artist. He wants to perform under the nom de plume Gershwin and all his albums will be sold in blue covers.
He reckons this way he'll be famous for Gershwin's rap CD's in blue ...
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 22, 2019
He sang solo, solo you couldn't hear him
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 22, 2019
[ for Pierce]
The theater was a dangerous place. There were trap doors that opened under the audiences' seats every time they applauded. This gave literal meaning to the expression claptrap.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 23, 2019
I recently helped put up the props for a musical, we were screwed. I proposed next year's play to be "Arabian knights / with 1001 torx screws"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 23, 2019
Scheherazade, but her sister's even odder.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 23, 2019
Significant odder?
I wonder if Scherazade ever got treated for her stutter..
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 23, 2019
Maybe the best treatment was to open sesame seeds.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 23, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 23, 2019
only if she was leading a harem scarem life.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 23, 2019
old amps for new...
(gas fired power stations to nuclear ones ?)
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 23, 2019
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 23, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 24, 2019
Water you talking about?
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