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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 18, 2019
Did the fall cause memory loss or do you have turtle recall?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 18, 2019
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 20, 2019
The pie maker who lived in a high raised building that reached the clouds, wanted to make the best and most tastiest blackberry pie in the whole world. It was a case of pie in the sky.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 20, 2019
Brewery workers demand for concessional beer for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 20, 2019
After a berry successful attempt to produce a new line of crops, her dreams came to full fruition.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 20, 2019
If it's hailing ? how come there's no beer or lager about ?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 20, 2019
Maybe Hai Ling is the bar's waitress, and she's off duty tonight?
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 21, 2019
How Long is an average Chinese man
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 21, 2019
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 21, 2019
Whenever people hail for a taxi, it begins to hail.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 21, 2019
All hail the holy taxi!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 21, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 21, 2019
I can manage if it's raining cats and dogs, but not when it's hailing streetcars and taxis.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 21, 2019
I tried break dancing in a china shop and got bullish results.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 21, 2019
George Weasley said to his brother Fred that he is saintlike because he is holey (as he has hole where his ear was).
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 21, 2019
When the church bought gas for their annual barbecue, proceeds went from the sacred to the propane.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 21, 2019
When the car failed the inspection due to faulty stopping ability, the cars' owner said: 'Give me a break.'
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 21, 2019
Why didn't the bicycle want to move?
because it was two-tired (too tired)
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 21, 2019
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 22, 2019
Punaise: a French pun you wouldn't want to step on.
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