h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The volcano erupted on Ash Wednesday

The little volcano was meant to do great things. he showed early pumice

nice ones Paul.

My punmaking talent is no cone-cidence.

might it coincide with spending coins on cider?

My talent for coining phrases is no coincidence.

I was listening to rock music in my rocking chair as I rocked the night away as I was celebrating my achievement in making the tastiest rock cakes for the fundraising coffee morning that went like hot cakes.

How does one scoop ice cream?
It is a matter of great cone sequence.

Overheard at a rummage sale, "Is a 'trash hound' anything like a 'ware wolf'?"

Were wolves ever any good?

After smoking my pipe I found a cauldron full of gold at the end of the

Now that's what I call pot luck

The hobbits would hobble along as they smoked their pipes. They would have pipe dreams of owning a set of flutes and pipes. In the evening they would sit down to a piping hot meal and sometimes they would be at the local inn singing with the other hobbits as they have a good singing voice due to their set of pipes.

The Doctor likes nothing better than having a nice cup of tea but sometimes her peace is disturbed when having to deal with a tempest in a tea pot.

The frog liked to take his girlfriend to a burger place in Chinatown, because the waiter always asked, "You want flies with that?"

Flinch flies?

I'm not going paddling, co's the seaweed

One winters day where it was snowing heavily, time flashed by as Caitlin Snow got snowed under with work as a Flash team member.

When are amphibians are at the cutest? When they are toadlers. They are cute from the gecko.

I have a complete encyclopaedic knowledge of amphibians through having toadal recall.

We did not flitch (flinch) when we were told that we will be presented with a flitch of ham for being the most loyal and devoted couple.