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Pun in the Oven

Post 22581

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

You gave your neck's door to your neighbor? smiley - huh


Pun in the Oven

Post 22582

Reality Manipulator

My wild cat ran away last week. I put up posters in my neighbourhood and posted onto the internet so that others can help me find this missing lynx.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22583

Reality Manipulator

Mermaids are excellent swimmers and journeyers because they can be in the swim of things, make heads swim as well as avoid pier pressure, make a splash, ride the waves and seas the day.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22584

Reality Manipulator

I logged onto my computer where I had desktop wallpaper of a roaring log fire. I then searched online for holidays in log cabins and logged all the details onto a Word document.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22585

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Before Pinocchio became a puppet, he was a sentient log. He called on a taxi to take him to Geppeto's. He was a log cabbin'.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22586

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

(That has got to be one of the farthest fetched puns I have ever seen, paulh! smiley - laugh I bow to the master!)
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Pinocchio left show business because he felt he wasn't cut out for it

smiley - pirate


Pun in the Oven

Post 22587

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

You're knot wrong, Pierce. I went out on a limb to get that one, as you saw.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22588

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - laugh


Pun in the Oven

Post 22589

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I woodn't believe a word of it, it's too deep in mis'teak formica and me, planks for trying to explane it


Pun in the Oven

Post 22590

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Paul Bunyan hired a housekeeper, but she quit when she opened the door and sawdust everywhere.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22591

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Pinocchio grew up to be much like his dad Gepetto.
People said he was a chip of the old block

smiley - pirate


Pun in the Oven

Post 22592

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Fairy nuff!


Pun in the Oven

Post 22593

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The Irish physicist was born in County Quark.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22594

Reality Manipulator

There is no point in going to an acupuncturist, if you don't pin your hopes on her for a full recovery.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22595

Reality Manipulator

The puppeteer pulled the strings of the puppy puppet onto the toy stage while another dangled the female puppet playing a stringed instrument which was a violin.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22596

Reality Manipulator

Our Scouts' knot-tying class went without a hitch as they are very good at doing knotting things with string.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22597

Reality Manipulator

I made a box using box wood and at other times I would go to kick boxing classes wearing my boxer shorts that helped me to box clever.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22598

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The Boy Scouts in my town put on a Shakespearean play: Much ado about knotting.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22599

ITIWBS

Not, nought, knot!




Who's there?

A second of longitude per hour?

A ghostie, a ghoolie and thing that went bump in the?

A denial?


Pun in the Oven

Post 22600

ITIWBS

smiley - biro The last word of third question should have been 'night'.


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