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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 30, 2017
My wild cat ran away last week. I put up posters in my neighbourhood and posted onto the internet so that others can help me find this missing lynx.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 30, 2017
Mermaids are excellent swimmers and journeyers because they can be in the swim of things, make heads swim as well as avoid pier pressure, make a splash, ride the waves and seas the day.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 30, 2017
I logged onto my computer where I had desktop wallpaper of a roaring log fire. I then searched online for holidays in log cabins and logged all the details onto a Word document.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 30, 2017
Before Pinocchio became a puppet, he was a sentient log. He called on a taxi to take him to Geppeto's. He was a log cabbin'.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 30, 2017
(That has got to be one of the farthest fetched puns I have ever seen, paulh! I bow to the master!)
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Pinocchio left show business because he felt he wasn't cut out for it
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 30, 2017
You're knot wrong, Pierce. I went out on a limb to get that one, as you saw.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 30, 2017
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 30, 2017
I woodn't believe a word of it, it's too deep in mis'teak formica and me, planks for trying to explane it
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 30, 2017
Paul Bunyan hired a housekeeper, but she quit when she opened the door and sawdust everywhere.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 1, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 2, 2017
The Irish physicist was born in County Quark.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 2, 2017
There is no point in going to an acupuncturist, if you don't pin your hopes on her for a full recovery.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 2, 2017
The puppeteer pulled the strings of the puppy puppet onto the toy stage while another dangled the female puppet playing a stringed instrument which was a violin.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 2, 2017
Our Scouts' knot-tying class went without a hitch as they are very good at doing knotting things with string.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 2, 2017
I made a box using box wood and at other times I would go to kick boxing classes wearing my boxer shorts that helped me to box clever.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 2, 2017
The Boy Scouts in my town put on a Shakespearean play: Much ado about knotting.
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ITIWBS Posted Oct 3, 2017
Not, nought, knot!
Who's there?
A second of longitude per hour?
A ghostie, a ghoolie and thing that went bump in the?
A denial?
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