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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 28, 2017
I oyster remember when that was in style.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 29, 2017
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 29, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 29, 2017
Nearby, some whales had a podcast
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 29, 2017
The orchard owner had a bad temper. We feared he might die of appleplexy.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 29, 2017
he's safe, orchard owners only die in pears
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 29, 2017
I hope you got that form an im-peach-able source.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 30, 2017
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 30, 2017
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 30, 2017
I wrote a scientific paper on fruit bearing trees which was titled "A branch of a theory that bears fruit and that my paper stated that a pears to be a connection to the theory that has many applecations to fruit grown in orchards which is known as the peach de resistance.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 30, 2017
Some plumbers have the plum of all the jobs and would be rewarded every year with free tickets see the ballet the nutcracker suite where they would watch their favourite character the sugar plum fairy.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 1, 2017
I don't have grape expectations from this wine.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 1, 2017
I couldn't see a good cow pun if it was steering me in the face.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 1, 2017
To expectorate is bad grammar, because it is a spit infinitive.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 1, 2017
I expect to rate that as a two-cough pun.
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ITIWBS Posted Jul 3, 2017
Slytherin through the grass seeking to escape notice, coming eye-ball to eye-ball with a rattlesnake that raised its tail as though to rattle, raising his finger to his lips, our protagonist aspirated, "Shhh!!!".
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 3, 2017
A very good Slytherin pun ITIWBS
I went to a Star trek themed whist drive where everyone came dressed as their favourite Star Trek character. During the break I whistfully looked around to find people were huddled together drinking Klingon coffee as they discussed the possibility of warp drive becoming a reality.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 3, 2017
I got a parsel (parcel) from my cousins which had a book on how to communicate to snakes by speaking parseltongue.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 3, 2017
The butcher tried to give me my meat, but I kept talking instead.
"Hold your tongue!" he scolded.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 5, 2017
I went for a brisk'et walk with a butcher, ham not joking
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