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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 20, 2017
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 20, 2017
Batman bat his eyelids as he got ready to baseball where he goes to bat for his Bat family team. He did not bat an eye at the thought of playing against the Joker who was also an expert at playing Poker, Bridge, and other types of card games as well as making corny jokes and puns.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 20, 2017
[the lines creating boxes in crossword puzzles are called bars.]
I know a wino who tried to get to a crossword puzzlers convention, but he couldn't get past the first bar.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 22, 2017
A minor tsunami flooded our campsite during the night so we woke up to unexpected visits of mammals from the ocean. A policeman with a bullhorn was heard shouting: "For all in tents and porpoises: Please evacuate the area"
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 22, 2017
I can show you how to levitate using 'smoke and mirrors' if you don't mind suspending reality for a while.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 22, 2017
Crosswords are when you distract someone working on a word puzzle when they are waiting at bus stop nearby the cross roads.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 23, 2017
Writers of plumbing manuals when under pressure are at present, tense, especially when they write about the lives of plumbers who often have high pressure jobs.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 23, 2017
If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 23, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 23, 2017
I shell have to think about that.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 24, 2017
don't sand around too long though
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 24, 2017
I shore hope you aren't worried about that.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 26, 2017
sat on the sands, I'll hum a little dune
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 27, 2017
The king of the clams issued a pro-clam-ation.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 27, 2017
What makes you laugh in winter?
An ice tickle (icicle)
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 27, 2017
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 28, 2017
I shelled out a lot of money to buy set of multicoloured 80's retro shell suits but it is not a good idea to wear when the weather is clammy.
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