h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: John Leslie - The Man, The Master & The Myth - A896312
Author: Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle - U204250

Censor man, he oppress I and I. No let it 'appen any longer.

Hey! Come on, let's find out more about this *ahem* great man!
A bit more biographical info, perhaps?
Oberon2001

My original article was much more detailed but some people didn't approve about writing nice things about the 'big' man.

Oh, right.
I think you should write a more detailed entry (omitting recent events, obviously ) then submit it to PR. I'll give you my support.
Oberon2001

I will do some time, sadly I am currently being pre-moderated so I can't even consider writing any articles for the time being even though I have a few in mind and a few that are pretty much done.

If the constraints that I have incurred are lifted I will be on the case quickly.

Cheers for the 'Lesley' support though!

Hey!
What happened to that posting!
Ok, own up! Who did it?
Oberon2001

Are you still on Pre-Mod, Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle?

Given the recent news, it seems appropriate to bump this onto the first page.

Ben

No longer am I constrained by the friendly dictators. They have let me be. I am Dustin Hoffman at the end of Papillon. Alone on a prison island, going increasingly mental whilst growing some choice vegetables.

Thank you for your concern.

PEACE

Glad to hear it. Well, kinda glad. I am not sure that being Dustin Hoffman at the end of Papillon is such a great thing to be...

Do you want to do anything with this entry, or simply leave it here in its laconic glory?

B

I haven't been able to find anything about my bretheren Mr Moses further than I already know. I could put together a long and gushing article about his motivations and family, but would have to fabricate the details.

David has 11 children, each one adopted from different Inuit tribes. He has installed a giant walk-in freezer in his palatial mansion in which he lets them sleep for one night a week, surprising them by throwing in a seal shaped foam toy for them to club to death to keep their natural instincts alive should they return to the ice.

David Moses collects phallic stones and has a large collection of Megadeth cds.

PEACE.

megadeth? Are you lying about your age ,Gently? Come clean sir be it from ever so far and cry Harry for England and St George. God I think an 'off-line for too long' smiley is required.

Moses or Gently?

Come clean.

Want a hanky?

Trout

I am the lord. John Lesley but my servant.

Sweets and sweetmeats.

You'd be surprised Sir Trout! *LL thinks a fumbling in the dark in a literrary sense(ooh mrs)would be another useful smiley *

get knotted you rambunctious silly-head.

innocent! i told you so, but they gag I, they tiem man hands but man gwan fight fi freedoms an all.

go lesley, be free, but know more play the naughty card. man fi blue, peter.

peace

You didn't post this yesterday,I was here for at least six hours in make -up so I should know.

Don't you ever call me a rambunctious silly head again. If you had ever had the priviledge of meeting Mrs Phylis Bowden nee Eathoerne 1905 - 2001,you would know not to mess with me.That woman could slice a snail down the garden path with her walking stick with such force and accuracy pah! they call those golfing chaps 'Masters'.God I miss my grandmother. Talk about people leaving a hole in your life,when she died she took a whole universe with her. Siily head s alright tho'

sorry to hear of your loss.

did i tell you i live in sweden now. i went to Copenhagen to visit the lovely commune of Christiania the other day. I am still smiling lots.

Peace

Isn't that(I mean Christiana) where our old friend 'Hands' christian anderson was born?
All that Scandinavian hospitality might just be going to your head. Our survey said eight of ten of your parishioners thought you were mellowing out and getting a more laid back vibe... did I tell you I've got a new house and I'm taking the kids to Florida next spring? I have to save 30 pounds a week to make it a possibility. I already have alist of possible villas and a friendly loan lady lined up so I'm aiming to pay for the flights ,passes to Disney and spending money. thats going to be about 8oo nicker. I will take great pleasure in posting from Orlando in March!!!