h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm midddle class you're not.And actually I would have said you've come along way baby if that didn't imply that it was surprising that someone from a working class background had achieved what you have.Does that sound like the compliment it was supposed to be?

Actually we are working class on me mums side whilst my dads was genteel poor.One house had a piano and busts of Bach the other one was full of mills and boon and they thought Jim Davidson was howlingly funny.

Is Bob Hope dead then I find it confusing sometimes but then I'm finding things very confusing at the moment.I managed to lose thirty quid today on the way back from the shop and I was up at 5.30 this morning having a bath.I sleep for about two hours at a time can't eat anything and frquently feel sick.

Seeing as I am perfectly well(if a little tired) I guess this means I'm in love with someone.I f***ing hate it when that happens..its really annoying.I ought to have realised it was coming and locked myself in my room for a couple of days till it had gone.I'm a positive danger in this state.

Take two paracetamol and have a lie down. Failing that, wear dead rats as earrings, t will cure any 'love' situation instantly.

By Ray Winstone you were right.It worked! I have now concieved an intense hatred bordering on a downright loathing for the 'man'. But how to make it more palatable to a tender public...hmm thats where the genius of the marketing man comes in to play Sorry was there anything else you wanted?Only a bit ahem busy.

You know I'm right and that's all that matters though, isn't it??

i know nothing of the sort.You might have hitherto concealed alarming tendencies towards the far left. right covers a multitude of sins and made into a toga could even cover your growing beer gut. Be careful! YYou only have one liver,treat it nice!

Ha! You know naaaaaaa-theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng!

I don't often drink beer. Too pricy. I'm a dedicated wino!

Its not true about your legs is it tho'? but also don't play on my sympathies I've hhhardly any left.

Rev Lesley, falsetto: @Isaw three posts come sailing in '

Hi Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle.

We're having a tidy up of the AWW at the moment, since there are over 500 entries in here and things are getting a bit unmanagable!

You haven't worked on this entry for quite a while, and it does need work. Would you please consider removing it from this forum. You can always resubmit it, either here or to one of the other review forums, when it has been worked on a bit more.

Thank you
Speckly.

I shall indeed consider it.

Many thanks.


Speckly.

speckly,I never heard of a speckly in all my hoottoing life! walcome,many congrats.I am now mettink you for foist time,heppy days.

Whatever you do, don't look her in the eye or encourage her. Stand still and if she approaches talking her gibberish run away in zigzag movements and climb the nearest tree or staircase and she will leave you alone.

Jordan ,eh? I mean whats all that about? White bikini?clever tactics?

I think that Helen is a whore.

Thats not clever and thats not funny. Her name 's Katie dear. You need to come home more often

That Fashanu, the things he says, hey? Poor boy though, found hanging in a deserted garage.

I wished I'd placed a substantial amount on ms mcfadden thats all I can say...

Who'd have thunk it though? That Gary Glitter, not as wholesome as at once we thought. At least the Bay City Rollers are holding on to that clean-cut fortress with great strength and guile. Ooops.

Adam Faith! Marty Wilde! Johnny Thunder! (oui cest ca? Surlemente!) Kofi ,Kofi Annan!They had things that would launch in less than forty five minutes,mais oui? Beunos noches! 'I had my lunch but I seem to ha missed desert...'

On quite a different tack if you'll pardon me nauticals I've been invited to read my poem in Florida to the massed ranks of the International Poets Society I couldn't even afford the petrol to the airport just now. I think I might have described th it as an anti war poem in my blurb I can't quite remember.