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Damsel in Distress redux
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 3, 2003
*Damien sits away from the party, clutching his chest and rocking.*
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 3, 2003
[Eric]Ribald! what are you doing here?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 3, 2003
D'OH! Sorry, replace Ribald's name in there with Armond. 
Got adventures mixed up.
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 3, 2003
[Othervoice] God, not only is that mage thick, his PC is too!
[Damien] Hey! No breaking the fourth wall! You'll get us in tro-
*A bolt of lightning blasts Damien in the chest, sending him rolling down the hill.*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 4, 2003
I didn't do it!
[Well, he brought it upon himself. No one's blaming you.]
/I/ am.
[Oh, shut up you.]
Yeah, you only get in the way!
[Large Crowd from "Life Of Brian"] GET ON WITH IT!
[Right, sorry.]
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arwen, doing nasty essays. being a student should *not* involve work! Posted Mar 4, 2003
fionchadd runs after damien and kneels by his side.
"are you ok? that looked pretty bad"
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Crunchy Frog Posted Mar 4, 2003
[Wist]
Is there anything to eat around here?
*wanders up the valley looking for game with a pair of throwing knives.*
*returns shortly with 2 rabbits and a hedgehog*
Can one of you magical types get a fire going?
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Mystrunner Posted Mar 4, 2003
*Mystrunner casts {Manipulate Fire}. A small pile of wood bursts into flames.*
There you are.
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Crunchy Frog Posted Mar 4, 2003
[Wist]much obliged
*proceeds with a spit roast guaranteed to take peoples thoughts off past misunderstandings.*
*(and saves a few hedgehog spines for use with a blow pipe)*
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 4, 2003
# Wolves howl in the distance#
[Eric]Are we going to keep watch tonight?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 4, 2003
[Damien] I'll do it. It's not like I ever sleep anyway...
[Zid] WEAPON!!! Hard to Starboard! We've got to outrun it! Full power!!
[Pilot] It's no good! We can't outrun it!
[Zid] Where the hell's that Mercenary!?
[Mercenary] You ain't paying me enough...
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Crunchy Frog Posted Mar 4, 2003
[Wist]Thats strangely reassuring
*settles down on a flat rock a procedes to sharpen a blade withdrawn from the depths of his cloak*
I'm a light sleeper anyway.
*wonders at the dark shape temporarily blotting out some of the stars, far overhead*
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 4, 2003
[Eric]I don't think that much in this area will come close to a fire, and I for one am tired. If wist is such I light sleeper he'll hear anything coming. I on the other hand am tired and will probally sleep like a log
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 4, 2003
[Damien] I'm starting to regret this adventure...
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Mystrunner Posted Mar 4, 2003
*Lies down, and closes his eyes.*
I, for one, am going to sleep like a huma... like me.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 4, 2003
[Eric]Good night then 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 5, 2003
[Armond] I'll see if I can set up a magic barrier, as well ... 
There we go. Well, goodnight, everyone.
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 5, 2003
*Damien sits away all night, fearing the horrors within and without...*
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- 85: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 3, 2003)
- 86: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 4, 2003)
- 87: arwen, doing nasty essays. being a student should *not* involve work! (Mar 4, 2003)
- 88: Crunchy Frog (Mar 4, 2003)
- 89: Mystrunner (Mar 4, 2003)
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- 91: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 4, 2003)
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