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Damsel in Distress redux
Crunchy Frog Posted Feb 27, 2003
[Wist] Does anyone have a coin?
don't look at me like that, i'd give it back..
Damsel in Distress redux
arwen, doing nasty essays. being a student should *not* involve work! Posted Feb 27, 2003
here you go
fionchadd tosses wist a coin, but with a glint in her eye that suggests it will turn into something nasty if not returned...
Damsel in Distress redux
Crunchy Frog Posted Feb 27, 2003
[Wist]Thanks, i think..
Heads the mountains, tai.. er rather ugly fish, the forest
and may fortune smile apon us.
*Flicks the coin high into the air*
Damsel in Distress redux
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 27, 2003
*Damien stares at the coin, and his eyes flash red. His voice gains a sharp tone, like the echo of a long-dead tomb.*
[Othervoice] Heads!
*The coin stops spinning, and falls. It hits the ground without even a bounce, heads facing up.*
[Damien] Woah... It happened again...
Damsel in Distress redux
Mystrunner Posted Feb 27, 2003
*Mystrunner's eyes dart to damien, and he shakes himself mentally.*
Right... mountains it is...
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 27, 2003
[Eric]Hhmmmm. To the mountins it is then, although I can't get the feeling out of my head that something perculier want us to go there. Damien, what just happened?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 27, 2003
[Damien] Umm... I don't know... It just happens from time to time...
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 27, 2003
[Eric]when did it start happening?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 27, 2003
[Damien] I think... I think it was when I found that sinister looking alter deep in the forbidden forest...
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 27, 2003
[Eric]Well, I'm sure we can find out more on our journey together. The mountins it is, although it looks like we've a hard trek ahead of us
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 27, 2003
[Damien] Look, thanks for saving me, but I-
[Othervoice] -Will be glad to join you.
[Damien] Argh! I hate when that happens... Look, could you remove some of these chains?
[Guard #1] Umm, that's not a good idea. Trust me. I've seen the damage he's caused...
[Damien] Fine... but can we get going soon? I don't like standing around too long, I get leg cramp.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 27, 2003
[Eric- to the others]Well what do you think?. Do we take the possesed guy with us? What precausions should we take?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 27, 2003
[Guard #1] A Dragon's good...
[Damien] Will you just-
[Othervoice] Go to hell!
*[[X-zone!]] casts on the guard, sucking him into oblivion.*
[Damien] Oh man... Look, it only happens when I get mad, okay. I don't want to come along, but it's forcing me!
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Mystrunner Posted Feb 27, 2003
*Stares at Damien...*
You wouldn't by any chance like an exorcism?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 27, 2003
[Othervoice] You wouldn't perchance like your soul tormented forever by unspeakable horrors of the underworld?
[Damien] Umm... I think not.
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Mystrunner Posted Feb 27, 2003
*Stares at him in horror.*
A revenue audit? You work for them?
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 27, 2003
Good answer 
[Eric]It seems we have little choice
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 27, 2003
[Damien] I really am sorry...
*Just then, Alexander drops down and stares at the party.*
[Alex] What the hell's taking you so long!? You should be upto your necks in Goblins by now!
[Damien] Goblins? Can I be excused?
[Axel] No! All of you, just GET ON WITH IT!!!
*Alexander disappears in a giant thunderclap.*
[Damien] I thought he was nice...
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 28, 2003
[Don't mind Lampwick in particular. He's just a Henchman.]
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 28, 2003
[Eric]Lampwick, how are you old fellow.? Where ribald at these days?. Who were yuo just talking to Damian?
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- 21: Crunchy Frog (Feb 27, 2003)
- 22: arwen, doing nasty essays. being a student should *not* involve work! (Feb 27, 2003)
- 23: Crunchy Frog (Feb 27, 2003)
- 24: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 27, 2003)
- 25: Mystrunner (Feb 27, 2003)
- 26: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 27, 2003)
- 27: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 27, 2003)
- 28: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 27, 2003)
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- 31: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 27, 2003)
- 32: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 27, 2003)
- 33: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 27, 2003)
- 34: Mystrunner (Feb 27, 2003)
- 35: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 27, 2003)
- 36: Mystrunner (Feb 27, 2003)
- 37: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 27, 2003)
- 38: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 27, 2003)
- 39: Dizzy H. Muffin (Feb 28, 2003)
- 40: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 28, 2003)
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