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Damsel in Distress redux - Town
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 30, 2005
[Guard] We, er, think that some sort of ... force is controlling the King ...
[Armond] Oh blast! That's not good ...
[Mara] Hmm ...
[There's sounds of commotion heard as they near the throne room]
Damsel in Distress redux - Town
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Sep 30, 2005
[Gandark] 
Hey, don't look at me. Who do you think I am? Gandalf!? 
Nerd42
Damsel in Distress redux - Town
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 2, 2005
*Dirten turns to fight the lawyers*
Damsel in Distress redux - Town
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 2, 2005
[Gandark] 
Oh dear God! What terrible foes! THE HORROR!!!! Nerd42
Damsel in Distress redux - Town
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 3, 2005
[Dirten]If you're too scared to help...
Damsel in Distress redux - Town
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 3, 2005
*blasts the legal ruffians to Davy Jones Locker*
[Gandark] 
Arr! That should take care of them! Nerd42
Damsel in Distress redux - Town
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 3, 2005
talk like a pirate day was two weeks ago...
[Dirten] Cheers mate!
Damsel in Distress redux - Town
Crunchy Frog Posted Oct 3, 2005
[Wist] That commotoion sounds like its coming from the throne room!
*heads in that direction, staying out of sight by hiding behind random suits of armour and in dusty alcoves*
Damsel in Distress redux - Town
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 3, 2005
[Gandark] k wait 4 me ... *sneaks quietly behind* Nerd42
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 3, 2005
[Armond walks right up to the doors of the throne room and knocks. The commotion immediately ceases, in an "uh-oh, the teacher's here!" sort of way.]
[Voice] Who's there?
[Armond] Armond!
[Voice] Armond who?
[Armond blasts the doors down with a fireball, revealing that the king is glowing and hovering several feet above the ground, the stunned bodies of guards scattered around.]
[Armond] Anyone who has to ask that DEFINITELY didn't do their homework!
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Crunchy Frog Posted Oct 3, 2005
[Wist]
*Rolls thuogh the door and come up in a crouch, aiming down a crossbow and trying to look menacing*
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Oct 4, 2005
~Eric sneaks back in from where ever it was he went~
[Eric]What happened to the king?
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 4, 2005
*Dirten comes flying over the heaps of rubble, lands at a run, draws his sword, trips over a stunned guard and falls flat on his face*
'ere, what's this bit of paper? It's got funny black scratches on it. Anyone know how to do that ready stuff?
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Crunchy Frog Posted Oct 4, 2005
[Wist] *
Pulls a reed from a pouch and blows on it producing a wierd rasping noise*
Why?
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 4, 2005
[Gandark] Let me see it. Perhaps I'll remember something - some lost language I didn't know I knew.
having a character who's lost his memory is fun! 
Nerd42
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 5, 2005
It might just be Common, you know. My character doesn't actually have read/write.
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Oct 5, 2005
~Eric pulls out a jews harp and plays along with wists reedy thing~
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 5, 2005
[Dirten] Okay, so what does it say?
Damsel in Distress redux - Castle
The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Oct 5, 2005
[Gandark] So are you going to give it to me or what? Nerd42
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