h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tea or coffee, that is the question?

Sunny spells, one or two showers.

Has anyone seen Wolverine's imaginary friend?

I'm picking up my submarine today!

Sheldon Cooper says bazinga whenever he tells a joke.

Cetaceans are having a whale of a time of the coast of Whales.

Neanderthal people weren't as stupid as many of us have believed.

Booking a taxi is a very stressful affair.

I must get back to knitting a cucumber.

It is not life as we know or understand it. Yet it is obviously alive, it exists as a sentient handbag.

Part time holiday. Camping outside office hours.

Coffee mornings are radical.

The dogs are turning, but I've run out of steam.

Correction: The COGS are turning, but I've run out of steam.

Oliver Queen wearing custom made corset stays, silk stockings and suspenders along with 8 inch killer heel shoes.

Our barometer says Stormy, but the weather is sunny at the moment.

I do not know if I am coming or going.

Hogwart's Hogs hog the hog the limelight when telling their hog and wart pun to the Hogwart's school pupils.

I have dysaesthesia in my right foot. Sometimes I get it in my left foot, too.

What makes you think you can turn up with the wrong donkey?