h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I want an outfit like Gentleman Jack's. I also want her figure. (I'm more Kathy Bates than Suranne Jones!)

Life can become stressful when your needs are being ignored.

We're off to Northumberland for our holiday tomorrow.

Trying to keep up with barometer readings today.

Pliny is back on.

Uncle Stan is still hopping mad, whenever he's hopping on one leg.

It was sunnier yesterday.

Stand by while I re-attenuate the boson state-changer.

Those cables are all tangled up.

I don't know what to do with myself.

"Smoke Season"? What?

I have seen the podiatrist today.

It's raining hard here in Northumberland

Encephalographic warp sensor is unstable.

Just one more cup of tea before we go out

I am waiting for my deliveries.

Internet is working again.

(I already wanted to post that it wasn't, but that didn't work)

I think I'll spend the day knitting - or reading.

There was a deep low over Scotland that caused the Burns night storm.

Smocking gun. heh, heh, heh