h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The file name for my printer's software doesn't contain any reference to the printer make or model, making it impossible to spot when I want to reinstall the software.

Keeping mind, this is just one reality.

The recent heatwave made my hands expand so much that I couldn't wear my engagement ring.

Some days, I wish I was living in the Ashington with my family in the 60's as a 3 year old with all the knowledge and skills that I have now.

I can see it in your eyes and it's written all over your face - you think the urgarurger wouldn't turn down the chance to tuck into a bowl of carrots.

My friend Chantelle who is an avid storm watcher, is very excited to hear of the tropical storm Chantelle which she is following.

Hubby's tablet keyboard clicks are really irritating.

You shouldn't have started a discussion about pizza when you knew the Master of Dark Arts was putting the bins out.

Drinking coffee makes me feel sleepy.

That's twice this week that having a shower has left me too weak to do anything useful.

I am waiting for my delivery of spindle tree and blackberry bush.

You just had to bring the rabbit hutch on wheels, didn't you?

I wonder if there will be rain coming to Thurrock.

Family is family, until someone bites you.

My post from yesterday has disappeared. Maybe I didn't actually press Post Message.

I have a big ball of wibbly wobbly time wimey string to entertain my Simba.

Broke the record for sitting in our self-built reservoir in the mountain stream (up to the shoulders). Was 10 minutes, now 40 minutes. Water temperature 14.6 degrees (Centigrade).(air 32+)

My PH is having chronic fatigue and pain.

I really ought to finish cataloguing my collection of bookmarks.

My sandwiches vanished too fast. Still hungry though.