h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have washed my hair.

I've just posted to the "What can we blame 2legs for?" thread.

I want to go and lose myself and then go and find myself.

They behaved a bit better, with proper, impartial referees.

I have had to restore my computer as did some changes that stopped me watching YouTube as they were all blocked.

Ran out of cookies

Pancakes are not easy to make.

I'm bored, but I can't settle to anything.

Make that four.

Thanks

Boring meetings are funny.

Come to think of it, I thought of a natural non sequitur, but now I can't remember.

I must begin keeping notes.

Birds were grounded yesterday, due to the wind.

I don't have the strength or energy to do anything since having a shower earlier today.

My Nokia 3310 still doesn't want to be charged. It's been 3 weeks.

When are you going to have a proper winter in Ireland and the British Isles.

Leslie Howard wasn't English, despite his accent.

Let's all have a boring coffee afternoon with a boring committee meeting.

I don't care whether the cup is half full or half empty. My cup should be filled at all times.

One could also consider that the cup is always completely filled with an undefined mixture of air and beverage.

Deadpool makes the best pancakes and chimichangas.