h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Too much brain fog!

I am going to get a non-slip travel mug delivered to me.

My neighbour is throwing her furniture around her flat and then stomping up and down on carpetless floor while shouting through her electric megaphone which is connected to her iphone, "can you hear me now?". All her windows are open and she wont's everyone to hear her smash her furniture with a large sledge hammer. She has stopped to concentrate on hitting the wall with he sledge hammer.

Santa Claus is coming to town. Just not now.

Boring cake stall sales can be quite funny.

The sun on our front room window is making the room too warm. I'm going to move to our library.

So much contradicting information about the new Avengers film, and it is so difficult to know what to believe.

I'm too cold in the library but the front room is too warm for me. I need a jacket!

I have been to Grays and the roads are as busy as they ever been.

Why do people keep on staring at me as though I have two heads.

It came and it saw a raccoon talking to a tree. Then it fell about laughing at the tree's replies and then left because no-one could understand the joke.

The smile of the walrus is wild and distraught
And tinged with pale purples and greens,
Like the smile of a thinker who thinks a great thought
And isn't quite sure what it means.

Oliver Herford

This has been three consecutive foggy mornings in Thurrock and a total of four foggy mornings this year.

Now that the bin men have gone I can hear bird song again. It's mostly sparrows, starlings and blackbirds, but there's a chaffinch behind the house somewhere, sounding like a squeaky wheel.

The first act was a bit amateurish, but from the second act, the quality picked up nicely, resulting in an enjoyable performance after all. I especially liked the virtual mirror scene where the child him/her mirrored their adolescent him/her counterparts and then breaking out of the mirror routine (him/him vs her/her on the different sides)

I have had a dry, itchy scalp since the age of 3 and no scalp treatments work because I have got thick hair as the scalp treatments end up on my hair (there is much of it) and not on my scalp. The only way it would work, would be shaving off all my hair and then applying the scalp treatment.

Library you say?

Today is the last warm and sunny day as there will be wild westerly winds and heavy rain coming to the UK and lasting at least two weeks.

I am waiting for my talking wolverine doll.

Someone stole my meeting room.