h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've been on holiday for a week. Now I need a week doing nothing so I can recover from the holiday.

I am going to have a cup of tea.

Watching an old episode of Law & Order. I miss McCoy as ADA.

How long did it take the vicar to eat the poisoned spaghetti?

My upstairs neighbour is now running up and down her front room but occasionally stops and jumps up and down on her carpet-less floor so to make as much noise as possible. She always wears 8 inch killer heel shoes so that everyone can her when she walks down the stairs early in the morning.

The lovers of cold weather are becoming hysterical over 16 day poor weather forecast models and desperately searching for signs of snow on the weather forums.

I'm becoming addicted to idle games on my Android devices. I must go back to doing something more useful, like knitting or reading.

The polar vortex winds have split four days ago and people on forums have not realised this has happened.

Spirulina powder is a strange type of food that I have and I don't know what to do with it.

We got everything on our shopping list yesterday. Unfortunately we didn't put light bulbs or calendars on the list, so we have to go out again today.

Oliver Queen is the dancing queen and the star of Star City.

Yesterday's shopping trip has left me tired and in pain. We got the things we went out for, plus two RC cars at half price!

The sun has been spotted wearing solar flares.

I want a robot PA that will do housework, cooking, make drinks and be a personal trainer to motivate me to exercise. I believe such robots are available - if you can afford one!

I am unable to buy Marmite flavoured crisps so I settled for salt and vinegar crisps which are my second favourite flavour of crisps.

You'll soon be moaning because it's too hot!

Boring meetings can be quite funny.

No snow yet as the UK snow has been stolen by Europe and the US.

Downright sybaritic, stretching out as long as one can on a couch during a break from work.

Simba is looking at me is meowing. I then have to pick his dish up and put it next to him.