h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Happy Birthday!!! hat do you mean it's not? Then I'm gonna want that card back.

Mushrooms at one end, Carly Simon at t'other.

It's more than nine months since I last posted on this thread.

There has been talk amongst meteorologists and amateur weather forecasters that there could be a sudden stratosphere warming between the end of January and early February.

You're deluded. There's no way they'll bring back That's Life just because someone dumped a moonying gnome in your front garden.

Lord Dampnut (Donald Trump) scares me more than Lord Voldemort!

Curious, I thought of a non sequitor spontaneously today, but I can't remember it now.

...and this came up as well in another thread

http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2017/02/02

Synchronicity.

They came, they went and fell about laughing.

I need to catalogue my bookmark collection.

I think we should keep with tradition at this juncture and take a dump in the begonias.

I don't like living in a semi-detached house. The connecting wall is too thin and I can hear what's going on next door.

Yes please, though go easy with the aubergines because this isn't really my ladder.

Nine? That's nine more than I thought of.

Having had my intestines neatly tucked away after my surgical sutures burst letting them all hang out back on 12 May, they're making a chitterling vibration at the moment that seems to have a sense like; "Whee, lets do that again!"

Strange, but it does feel that way.

I had hoped to read 50 books this year, roughly one per week. I don't think I'm going to manage it.

I don't care if he's a horse or not, I still feel utterly betrayed.

Where dat Social Democracy at?

My hair is unbrushed and I am eating a bowl of muesli.

Andy one, Andy two.