h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I had two pain au chocolat for breakfast. Now I ought to do some exercise to work off those calories.

Panic over! Turns out Debbie doesn't hate the Beatles - she's just not over keen on John.

Handkissing during Ramadam - weird.

Contrary to popular belief, pearls don't dissolve in wine.

Swine on the other hand will either trample them or eat them.

I actually enjoyed cricket more when I didn't understand the rules and just shouted when everyone else shouted.

Oh my.

Bumped into Pat Eddery up the top of the Eiffel Tower.

I said, "You won't find many horses up here!"

He laughed.

by one get one free is weird if I only want one.

I did too much walking up and down hills yesterday and now my calf muscles really hurt.

my computer chair does not really suit my backside, I think I may change it

We need new curtains for our motor caravan, but they'll cost more than £200 for the set.

(As an aside, I wonder how kasard is going to change his backside.)

I've misplaced my cucumber.

We were rubbish! We only manged to get one aubergine painted in the allotted time, and that was a weird teal colour.

Sorry is a far more powerful word than abracadabra.

Doesn't exactly make you vulpine, does it?

Why wait for the cavalry when you can already ride?

Sitting for any length of time hurts my left hip, regardless which chair I use.

I'm personally missing a right phlange of the lowest lombar vertebrae on the right side.

Shopping is something that I dread.