h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just tell him "Scram!"

I have had a strange dream of a block flats that becomes a space ship that lands on Gallifrey.

Not surprising if I'm right about where I think you've been reading.

It's nearly midnight and I have a headache, so I'm going to bed.

My cat Simba is practising feline yoga stretches.

In other news, cats have successfully trained humans into making circles on the floor for them to sit in. The humans are so dim that they think it's a cunning ploy to "trap" their pet cats.

I think therefore I am.

I sink, therefore I do not swim.

Waiting for my supply of drugs to arrive.

I have just had a cup of coffee.

This sentence has nothing to do with anything else in this conversation.

I may or may not get a crown refitted today. For the moment, it's Schroedinger's gap.

I have got a cold.

Nuffin ter do wiv me mate, jus' sign 'ere..

In a place where private messages of support have long since been replaced by claiming that the number of people giving a like to what you posted, I got a PM of support this week.

According to astrologers we are in Mercury retrograde causing chaos in all types of communication.

I think I may have a halfway decent idea for a halloween costume.

I'm bored, restless, low and don't know what to do with myself.

Cooking now so that my evening will be more or less free.

I have just completed an essay on my thoughts about the character of Balin in the Hobbit.