h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am having some porridge and I have got the washing on. I have got my Hobbit and Norse mythology homework to do.

Main part of the costume out of the wash (the dressing on it stank), incense aired out, shopping list located, happy Samhain, it's just another day.

We had our first frost in Essex. I hope there are more frosty days and better still would be lots of snow.

The moonrise yesterday was spectacular.

I was right - there is something spikey in the water and it's spreading.

It's not easy to do the spoken aspect of a language course when you have a cold and your voice sounds strange.

I told her that would happen

Well it's a marvellous night for a moondance, so I've drained one bottle of it, after seeing the full moon.

if Brian will accept our offer we can all give up and go home

I must get round to doing some housework.

Which part of "no" do those people fail to understand?

I wish the man next door wouldn't chop wood on the drive between our houses.

My get up and go got up and went before I had a chance to catch up with it.

I need to have my eyes tested.

they had it engraved but spelled his name wrong

My Kindle is sitting on top of two print books and I can't decide which to read.

Hair first or facial first?

If you are coming bring wine

I think it might be less messy to leave any drinks to one side for now.

fortunately the dog lead was not lost just misplaced