h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am hereby banned from adding anything more to the mask before it's worn. Except for elastic or similar.

before you add the sugar remember to turn the heat down

I have just washed my hair and Simba my cat was not impressed.

I have uninstalled almost all the games from my netbook, as I intend it to be mostly a tool, not a toy.

I read the last entry in my diary again and most of it is fantasy

Just when I could really do with staying lucid, the censor's off.

"No guns" Rose said

Don't make me have to use the wiffle bat!

Yet again I ought to be in bed but I can't be bothered to go.

Might as well have breakfast now, seeing as there's no point trying to sleep when himself keeps going into spasm during REM and waking me.

I keep on hearing Oliva Newton John singing, "Sam you know where I am" in my head.

Might as well face it, your subconscious hates you.

It's been raining non stop since first thing this morning.

One costume to finish, one unstarted jumper to finish, coursework to get done, a cake to make and decorate, flowers (or something else) to order...

No pressure there, then.

I'm bored (again!) so I think I'll go for a walk if the rain holds off for a bit longer.

Shelling pistachios while waiting for a parcel compounds the tedium.

going outside to deadhead the flowers again

At this rate I'll be deadheading a lot more than flowers.

The hall's porch wallpaper needs to be stripped before I begin painting it.

I don't think that a bit of space, free time, and two consecutive unbroken nights is too much to ask for.