h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

One more sleep before safe words are possible.

Mr Sherlock Holmes, who was usually very late in the mornings, save upon those not infrequent occasions when he was up all night, was seated at the breakfast table.

One more cup of tea and then I'll go and do something outrageous.

How do you persuade somebody with more ability than you that they just need to dump the self doubt?

Sounds like having three buttocks has gone to somebody's head!

Who killed the thread?

Have you done your homework? Well then, young man, you can just march upstairs to your room and do it now. No more X box until it's done. Not Fair? Yeah well, there's nothing fair in this life, you learn that.

It's ages since I last played Civilization II. I forgot how much I enjoyed it.

I'm sorry I can't join you for dinner I'm erm..... erm......Organising my sock draw.....

I should be in bed but I'm too tired to go.

if in doubt, make tea.

It took about three hours to persuade him that it was a venomous attack on the CONCEPT of tractors, not his actual tractor.

In the queue for behinds, I thought it was for minds, so I asked for a huge and a broad one.

Look I'm sorry,but you can't leave that there.No I don't care what Charlie said. I'm in charge around here. Move it!

Hubby just missed an overtake in the Italian Grand Prix. I'd feel sorry for him, but I can't spare the time.

I've always said, if you feel the urge to put the kettle on, don't fight it.

There seems to be a trope in country (and C&W) music that it's women's responsibility to control men's inclination when it comes to waywardness and/or infidelity.

I hate it when I keep forgetting passwords!

I know what this is going to be, but bugger all idea how to get there.

Is it bigger than a tree?