h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hubby works nights and I wish the people he works for would decide when they want him to start so I could get my evening routine straight.

(Herenna, I currently have 3 books on the go: one on Kindle, a paperback for bed/bathroom and a weighty book in the library. They are all different genres although they're all the same language as I'm only fluent in English. None really benefits from being dipped into.)

Just for once, I could really do with not being me.

I think you'll find that eyes seem strangely palindromic once you've had enough "substance X".

Why bother with recreationals when I can get the same from a vegetable?

Would you wear 'pneumatic trousers'?


Geggs

I need a cup of tea.

Hurry up and chill the prosecco.

I'm no Dr Dolittle but I can tell when a black and red bush squirrel is cross.

I don't like the colour of your tweed.

I feel a right wally. It took me seventeen hours to climb those stairs and when I got up there I realised I'd forgotten the ultra tritharigarigarybith.

It's a lovely day, but it's too breezy to sit outside and I can't be bothered to open the gazebo.

Next time around, somebody else gets to be the sensible one.

It was as a teenager that I first discovered the delights of apple doughnuts.


Geggs

Why did the Leornardo calendar bookmark for February 2014 (my birth month) have to be the Mona Lisa when it's a painting I don't really like?

I can think clearer now the fears have gone...

'The we want we us on or the' is what I got when I accepted suggestions from predictive text after the first two letters when trying to type 'This sentence was typed using predictive text'.

Somebody pass me a spare brain, this one seems to be on a go slow.

My aunt's aneroid barometer?

Even my superpowers are mundane.

I need help with my eye drops. (That's not me crying, it's the eye drop that missed when I try to do it myself!)