h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* Quick everybody, get down, a barrage of simulpost!!!!

* Hope it's over by now!

Ok, not upset, PGGB sounds great!

* Drinks some, to see if the hangover goes away.

Not upset, what ARE we talking about? Was that yesterday?

Except for SK of course...

...ummmm...I'm totally lost in this conversation...

*starts drinking PGGB straight out of the keg*

....errrrgggghhhhh...not more bloody simulpost!....

Thank you - just a sip ..

WAAAAAHOOOOIIIIYABLOOOIE!!

That's better. That has removed the wax from my ears, the fluff from my navel, and allowed ny eyes to focus ... ah yes
my apologies, Ma'am - I now see.
If it's any consolation, I tend to have the reverse problem - those who watch Startrek Voyager automatically assume I'm female - despite the moustache.

Good to meet a friend of Peaceful's who, as you can see, is not at all upset.

Thank you, thank you....

What happens when we actually hit the End of the Earth? Do we go with it?

* Another victim of the dreaded simulpost which haunts the forums...

Don't worry, people will start making sense soon.

Perhaps.

If they ever do.

Don't worry. We won't.

Oh, and I plan to have my own party come the beginning of October...

I'm sure it will be a nice party TCO.

*Another swig*

Sss verry shimple, TCO, old pal, s'nuthin t'be confused 'bout. I'll eggsplain:

*Drapes an arm around around TCO's shoulder, then after a look from TCO and a LOOK from Peaceful, decides to retract arm*

Shee'zz not 'pset at me, she'zz lovely, isn't she? Shee'z not - duzzn't mind I messed up - prob'ly cost 'er anuvver million doll'rs. See?

Unfortunately, I must go. Farewell...the real world calleth me....

Don't forget to visit me often!!!



You guys are the greatest!!! (even when you're horrendously drunk...)

*very much hoping that Peaceful didn't hear his previous remark about the money, Kes tries to sober up on another slice of pizza*

Bye TCO, hope to see you again!

Isn't that a nice person, Kes?

*Kes decides to try leaning on TCO again*

THUD!
Oh - she's gone - 'Bye, TCO.
Peaceful - could you stop the room rotating for a minute, so I can get up?

Obviously, Kes, you haven't noticed yet that this is not a room.

It is a cabin.

We are on a boat.

That's why it's rocking.

And rolling, a bit.

Think it's a storm...

Just wait, you'll soon get your sea-legs back...

Thank you - it all makes sense now. Excuse me - don't move for a minute.

*Manages to regain upright posture using several convenient handholds on the North face of Peaceful*

Thanks. How's your hangover coming along?

Hangover... well, it's ok, I think that in about two months or so, I'll be over this one.

But I'm starting another one for tomorrow...

You know the theory, if you don't stop drinking, the hangover will never catch up with you.

I have proven this theory to be utterly false.

It is nonsense.

My hangover's fine. I'm a mess.

But a very delightful mess, if I may say so.

I think I'm about five hangovers behind - I'm sure I've got through more parties than I've had hangovers - that's why I keep running to the bar - to keep ahead of the hangover backlog.

I've just has a very frightening thought ..... a hangover simulpost! Aaargh!

*As Kes hangs on to Peaceful (partly for support, partly for other reasons), Peaceful lurches backwards, then over-corrects. Kes executes a brilliant counter-maneouvre ... several seconds too late, and the couple lurch across the floor along a random walk.*

Peaceful - have you noticed - everyone's stopped talking, and they're staring at us.

Aargh! is just the right term for it.

Nothing can be more terrible than a simulpost hangover, or a hangover simulpost for that matter.

Doctors are not yet aware of this serious health risk.

Science does lag behind... so sad...

* sheds a lovely tear