h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* Hoping simulpost won't attack..

I'll do it! I'll do it.

* hopes sea is as civilized as she...

Thank you Peaceful. Give me a minute - the pizza is bewginning to work its magic!
Care for a slice - so we can breathe garlic together?

Garlic???

Well, perhaps... maybe... might be fun...

OK!

* munch, munch, munch!

Peaceful, I'm so glad to see all four of you again ... Oh!
*Chomp, munch*
3 Peacefuls
*Chew*
2 ..... 1.5 ...... 1
Peaceful, good to see you again. Sorry I overdid the booze here. I think I made such a mess of being Defence Counsel\Devil's Advocate yesterday that I might have upset you ...... not to mention the judge, 12 kangaroos and most of the gallery.
Am I somewhat forgiven?

So you're not sure which one of me is me?

I'm not sure either, this boat is rocking so much...

I would forgive you, Kes, if I could remember...

So you say I was at court.

That's good. I'll try to remember that first.
I was maybe upset... Good. I'll try to remember that too.

Two things, four PEs, so it's much easier to remember, when I remember... upset... No, Kes, I really don't...

Ah! You said I didn't know what I was talking about... But I did.
What was it? Don't remember, sorry. It's all right.

*walks in, or, rather, staggers in, as she is carrying a VERY large keg of her favorite type of drink, Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters*

Am I in time for the End of the World?

Well, I'm so glad we were able to sort that out so quickly, like responsible adults.
Just forget the bit about "upset" - no, you weren't upset at all.
As you can't remember, let me assure you - not upset ... not one little, pretty, bit.

Hello Corrupt One, think we've already met.

D'you know Saint Kes?

We're eating pizza, want some?

Wanna see something funny? (Well, in my opinion anyway...)

Go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A422768 for the "Rules of Cartoons".

I think they also pertain to these forums...rather more loosely, though...

*Kes's eyes stray ... not to any other female, but to the keg of PGGB, as it leaks slightly, the spilled contents causing the carpet to smoulder*
I say! One of those would wash the pzza down nicely ... One for you too, Peaceful?

Not in the least upset ... you remember now, don,t you?

...damn simulposts...

Peaceful - you mean you know The Corrupt One? Where did you meet him? You haven't been hanging out in the peripheral Hades bars, have you?

I mean, you're a free agent, none of my business really, ...

Trying to not look like the tourist, the new guy leans nonchalently on the bar.

"Err.. beer please"

he taps his toes and looks around nervously.

the first sip relaxes him and he starts to feel more comfortable.

who shall he speak to?

...that would be "her" NOT "him"...

Why does my name imply that I'm a guy????

I wasn't upset?

Good. That's something to think about when the boat stops rocking a bit...

Not.. upset.

Two concepts - ok, take your word for it.

After all, what could there possibly be to be upset about?

Glad you told me.

and I was the one who met Peaceful Earthling...the only one up at this time of night...

TCO - we haven't been introduced. A pleasure to meet you ... any chance of a drop of your PGGB? There's some pizza left if you're hungry.

take all the PGGB you want...as all who know me know, I've got PLENTY where THAT came from...