h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i will, dark gray!!!
*runs over to him*

*Tweet breezes in*
*She's rested the red snakeskin bikini*
*Fortunately, she's discovered an extremely tiny scarlet leather one instead*
Late as ever- how do you lot manage to get on during the day?
Oh well, catching up to do.
*grabs a glass of the green bubbling liquid, and drains it*
Hmmm, nice
Although, I think only those who have survived Saint Ras'... specialities... should try it...
Ok, who wants to dance?

*DARK GRAY rubs his hand together and grins to himself*

DARK GRAY: She should be feeling the effects soon.

*walks in* Sorry to interupt, but has anyone seen this man? *holds up a picture of person looking strangely like himself only younger* He was last seen here. Take you time, this is a old picture and he may have changed features on his face to fool you. And I need this information for a case so please be truthful.

*suddenly becomes very dizzy and falls on Dark Gray, who catches her*
whoa... i didn't know you were triplets, Gray...
*gives the three dark grays a drunken smile*

DARK GRAY: Perhaps you should lie down. Here, let me take you to a room in the back.

*stumbles drunkenly across the room, holding Dark Gray's arm*
wow, everyone at this party is triplets!!!!!

*to Dirk* Why yeshh, he is shtanding right nexst to you. Would you like to dance, both of you?
*starts dancing*

*Tweet grins at DARK GRAY*
Clearly you've underestimated my drinking powers

*giggles and continues to no one in particular*
well, i overestimated mine... i don't hold my liquor well.... can you tell???

~The rumbling overtones of trumpets beat a heavy tatoo on the suddenly still air... the clouds part... and a single ray of sunshine beams down to the ground... a hush descends... a feeling of excitement tinges the air... and suddenly an orange cat appears in a cloud of doughnut smelling smoke...~

Hello... ~Greebo beams with delight~... Is this a party???

Zack: Hi Greebo! So glad you came! Have some doughnuts please. You have your very own table here. Specially reserved for you.

*Dark Gray and Sea go off to another room*

*giggles drunkenly*

Zack: Excuse me everyone. I have something to say. I'm afraid we (Mixed Nuts) may be gone for a couple of days. Could we get someone to run this party and keep it going? Or do you think it will pretty much run itself?

I don't want to come back and see that the party is over and everyone's forgotten about us.

*Tired from all the dancing and sleepy from all the drinking, Petunia finds a coat closet and curls up in the corner to take a nap*

*calls from other room*
i think it'll run itself, but i'll try to keep it going if it starts winding down...

Zack: Thank you Sea.
We better get going. See you all later. Bye.

Oh, and just to make sure there's no funny business, the Green Hawk will also be keeping an eye on the place.

*The hawk on the far end of the bar screeches*

Better not make him mad.

Bye now.

*Emily staggers through the door... why she is staggering, no one really knows - it just sounded a good thing to put down at the time*

"I should have known I would stumble upon such a den of depravity... the demon drink, I see... just because I can't... now where are the iced buns?"

wow, i guess mixed nuts was the life of the party... where did everyone go???

Ah, but it was his/their party.