h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Party? party? someone mentioned party?
Hello one and all - whether conscious or not.
*Heads for the punch*
Something large, powerful and with immediate effect, please. Cheers!

Hmm, that wasn't very .... sshhtrrong ...

EYE DIDDIT MAI WAAAY!

Hic!
Ah! I needed that. Are there any solids around?

* Opens one eye, very carefully - this is a humongous hangover...

* Sees Kes attacking the punch-bowl and singing loud.

* reaches over somewhere for a phone

* orders a pizza

I just ordered a solid pizza, Kes.
Better eat something.
Now.
Before it's too late!

* Closes her eye again. Falls back into deep slumber.

um... there's ice cream too, if anyone wants it...

Thanks, sea, I'll start with the dessert, then move on to pizza - as soon as it arrives.
*Shouts across to PE*
Thanks, Peaceful - my turn next time.

But first, I may have another shot of that punch. How's your glass?

*grin* rather empty, actually. and i've only been smashed once so far...

I believe that it is "jacuzzi", MN, but I could be wro... Hey! Where'd all these people come from?! This place was empty just a minute ago, I swear!

Ah well, on with the partying.



G7

Well, sea, as G7 has just waltzed off with my drink, I'll get us both a refill.
*seeks, finds and returns with more punch*
Here you are
*pulls up two chairs*
I don't know about you, but I'm going to be seated when I attack this - the last one went straight for my kneecaps.
Cheers, sea!

well thank you! what a gentleman!
*has a seat and clinks her glass with kes's*
cheers!
*downs her drink in one gulp*

Gagdreek: Someone order pizza!?

*looks confused*
i thought you guys were leaving...

Hey - main man! Good to see you. Yes, Peaceful ordered it - she thought I'd had too much to drink - silly girl!
*Stands up - briefly, then begins a close inspection of the carpet with his nose. Holds up wallet*
Just put 'em down here, and take your usual fee. Got time for a drink? I recommend you avoid the punch unless you're fond of carpet.

*helps herself to some pizza*
yum...

Gagdreek: Oh we are leaving. In just a bit. I have tried some of the punch but I spent more time flying through the air. I guess it effects me differently or something.
Here's your pizza. Hope you enjoy it. I must be going again. Bye bye.

* opens both eyes at the sight of a solid pizza arriving...

Pizza? Someone mentioned a solid pizza?

Gagdreek: We thought of liquid pizza but most people didn't like the idea.

If I can roll onto my side, I might see the pizza. Perhaps someone will feed me a slice.

*Rotates 90 degrees clockwise about X-axis - a success*

Aha! I see pizza ....
I see carpet ....
I see Peaceful, about to wake up.
Must not look like sozzled idiot!

*Attempts 90 degree rotation about Z-axis - a total failure. Contemplates pizza*

*feeds kes some pizza*

* PE starts to really wake up... really really...

Ah, sea, I see you were faster than me!

*

Yes, Gagdreek, Kes needed some solid food,

but sea has already seen to that.

*

*Muffled by pizza*
Ladies, please. I am most grateful to both of you - both for the ordering and the feeding. If one of you could kindly reconnect me to the chair ....