h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[The Pre-Mews start to scatter, but when Mew tells them they can use their powers in self defense, they decide to turn around and face the ...]

[GIGANOTOSAURUS!]

[It is a meat-eater even bigger than Tyrannosaurus Rex! No, really, it is! Well, it has a larger body. And it does exist. Er, anyway, Mew and the Pre-Mews start to pelt it with pink bubbles of light.]

*dives to save the cheesy biscuits falling off the tray E is holding*
NO!!!! Save the biscuits, save the biscuits!!!!

*catches as many as possible, think better of putting them back on the shaking tray, places them in his lab coat pockets.*

Hmm....perhaps if we offer it some cheesy biscuits it'll go away, or sit down and have a 'chat' with us?

Unless its lactose intolerant however.....

I don't believe I almost dropped the lot of them..thanks Engels!

Well...perhaps we should offer it some biscuits...after all, we did come here to party with the dino's..not make them extinct....unless *that* what did it in the end for them....the hangover made them extinct!

*holds out a rather shaky tray of biscuits..granted that there aren't many left on it because most of them are in Engel's pockets.*

Anyone know if a Babelfish can translate something that possibly existed before it did....?

*Pr. C. Tonks runs away from the persuing dinosaur, firing high-calibre Gelectron Discharge shots at it*
Erm...*pant, pant*...it's perfectly feasable...
*ducks behind some shrubs*
*shoots some more*
If not, we can use my translator...
*signals via Watch that the dinosaur should stop, sit down, and take some tea with them all*

*genes which would later become latent in other species kick in and it not only stops & sits down, but also rolls over, wags its tail & goes and fetches a tree trunk which it plops down infront of BigC*

Good boy!
Watch, do check if it's a boy...I'm not looking...

[Mew and the Pre-Mews start firing pink bubbles of energy at it]

[Sorry, meant to say they stop]

*Places the remaining cheesy biscuits back on E's tray*

I think they'll be safer there anyways

*Gently tosses one to the dino, who happily gobbles it up in one taste*

Right, so, that's one dino for the party!
Now, I feel we could do with some pterodactyles, don't you?
(Sorry, that is how you spell it, right?)

i have no idea how it's spelt...so that spelling is fine for me...as long as I can copy & paste...

and yes...then we could fly! If they'd let us...and if any of us feel the need for flying, after all...Mew's already hovering...

Engels...I'm sure there were more cheesy biscuits than this on here before... No, no, no...it's OK...I *understand*...

*wonders if it's safe to rub the dino's nose *

*the dino chooses this precise moment, as E streches out her hand, to sneeze...*
*the ensuing mess is not fit for anyone under the age of 13 to see...*

I should have expected that...

BigC....come here.....you know...you deserve a hug for that post....

*looks over, laughs*
ROFL! ROFL again!
Erm, no thankyou E!
Hehehe...

[Mew disappears and reappears]

}The Rainbow Cloud won't change a bit!{

Oh no!! Not that cloud place! I've already fainted there!

Decides she has definitely lost the plot somewhere & decides to eat a cheesy biscuit in case it helps...*

[Mew also takes a cheezy biscuit]

Hmmmm...
*wonders why nothings happened yet*
Erm, why aren't isn't my sound equipment set up yet? Odd...
Alright, looks like I'll have to do all the work...
*walks over to a small piece of machinery, and presses a button*
The whole thing rigs itself up, and asks people what music they would like...*

}Hmm ... lemmy think ... what's the name of the song that goes --{

["CE-LEBRATION TIME, COME ON!"]