h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It would be...

Party or dinosaurs though...or both...or one then the other....?

T-Rex burgers! (As opposed to Trex burgers, which just melt and set the barbeque on fire...)

erm..how about a party *with* dinosaurs? That sounds fun

Cheers

I don't know what people would say about extinct burgers though...

But a party with dinosaurs sounds good!

That's it!!
*Pr. C. Tonks turns round*
Dinosaurs! Another species I can recreate!
I was previously only able to make COMPIGRAMS of humans but I now realise how easy it is to make dinosaurs!
I'll get working on it straight away!!
Oh, and I'm not too sure about the old Tertiary Labs back there. I used to test unknown species of plant back there, and well, it got out of hand. I haven't been back there in ages...

I hide the secret stash of cheesy bicuits back there...the plants are alright if you know what to feed them...

It's...erm...reasonably safe...

...well...apart from that one time......*voice trails off*

*whispers to E*
E, I told you not to mention it! It - was - an - accident - !
*speaks up again*
Ahem, right, erm...

Sorry, sorry, sorry...

...it all turned out OK though...no-one got *too* hurt or anything...not noticebly.......................................

*ceases mumbling & offers around a plate of cheesy biscuits to distract everyone, then whispers something else to BigC*

you know...if we're going to have this party and all...perhaps it'd be a good idea to...erm...well...be prepared incase the dinosaurs get out of control ...or...well...you-know-what happens again....

*whispers back*
Yes, this is quite true...
*calls out*
Help yourselves to biscuits of course!
*whispers again*
I'l need to rig up some sort of security device.
I'll head over to the Primary Labs ASAP...
*takes some cheesy biscuits*
but not just yet...

*whispers again*

Perhaps we should make sure no-one wanders into _that_ area...

Cheesy biscuits!!! I'll take some of those

*takes some cheesy biscuits, whilst remaining totally oblivious to any talk about Dinosaurs and mysterious dissapearances*

Hey, I just found this note book

*looking at the scraggily written title, 'how to party down with an extinct species'*
I don't know exactly where I got the information to write this, maybe my good old days back at Haight-Ashbury? Hmm.....

*trails off into private thought/flashback*

No-one went missing....we got out alive....

oops....

No-one heard that...

*offers more cheesy biscuits as a distraction*

...and I think we need some dino's...we could do it the easy & fun way...or the hard & fun way...

How about if we create a temporal gateway and leave a trail of REALLY BIG cheesy biscuits to lure them back here?

That's one of the ways...

...or *we* could go in & cause all sorts of havoc with the time-line!

...with cheesy biscuits of course...

*wanders back in*

Messing with the time line? And cheesy biscuits to boot? I'M IN!!!

So we go into the Past?!

Yay!!

I have the strangest feeling that I'm going to thought this is going to been a bad idea...

It's not going to be a bad idea....

...& I'm pretty sure the dino's won't mind *too* much...

*decides that his prolonged absense has gone unnoticed, so he decides to tag along on a blast from the past expedition, with the rest of the crew*

So,...um...since you know, that I've been here all along,
*points to the small storage bin in the corner* hiding of course, well, i thought you'd like company....i mean what could possibly go wrong.....*starts to mumble about everything that's happened in the past to the 'most intelligent' members of BigC Space Station*

Oh....I hope you guys hadn't forgot about me!

*remembers the delight of the cheesey bisquit, and asks E if he may have one...*
E may I have one?

No...you can't have one...

you can have 2, or 3, or 4, or 5, or 6 because they're very "more-ish"...

Better still...

*hands over an entire plateful...*