h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, OK...I'm there already...

What am I? A cleaner too??

I dunno...1st officer on the Esirpretne, Deputy Donut Seller & cleaner here... Doesn't quite fit does it...

*comes running back in, stylishly*
Hello, welcome back! Oh, that should go for me, you guys never left!
Welcome Alien! Didn't I mention that all members from the h2g2 Space Centre are our special guests?
Thanks for helping E, you're doing a great job! I've seen what a mess they did to the labs there. But hey, they're just getting used to it.
So, how's everyone enjoying there little stay here? Nice ain't it?

Quiet.

Ho hum. Oh damn! Watch deactivated my speech centers! And I've run out of time again! Right, I'll be back tomorrow!
*teleports out*

So I'm a special guest?
Does this mean I'm forgiven for what I did to the lab?

Course you can be forgiven...there's nothing happened there that an SEP-field can't hide...

Really?

*runs off to trash the lab some more*

LOL, and worst comes to worst...they'll just have to invent something to keep it untrashed...

Yeah...

*thoughts occur to E*

Hmm...if it were to be really trashed...then they'd have to think for a change...

Not that I'm suggesting anything...

*realizes that a lot of button pushing has probably gone on in his absence, grabs a PGG and runs to the lab*
This could get bad...Happy unbirthaday to me.

*looks around anxiously for BigC, throws his socks on a nearby table*
Hey if anyone sees the BigC let them know that my drunken friend, Dodge Ram, and I would like to start a new research and development branch up here on the space station, mostly to reasearch and then do a little...well..er..developing, I guess. thanks. *starts to get a craving for some more cheesy bisquits and head back to the 'tea flooded, where a missle had struck the SEP field generator and damp soggy monkeys are currently MIA and there's a loud alarm going off that nobody can figure out what the heck its for' lab, just down the hall*

I wonder what would happen if I did this...

*Sets up a SEP field generator around the entire of h2g2 and presses the on button. The whole device whirs to itself and h2g2 begins to flicker before the generator collapses into itself in a puff of logic as it considers itself to be SEP*

That was FUN!

Well....um...er....I guess it's Someone Elses Problem now.
*finds some half empty glasses of PGGs and downs them in a toast to the new Puff of logic H2G2*

sorry if i'm butting in. has anyone seen a small black rabbit? he wandered off my ship shortly after i landed.tell bigC he's done a great job with this place. is there a lost and found around around here somewhere? * eats some peanuts * i ask a lot of questions, i know.

*teleports in again*
Oh hello!
Um, I haven't seen your rabbit I'm afraid, but I can get the computer to scan the ship.
*does so*
There isn't a Lost Property Office up here, because I generally thought nothing could get out of my scans, but there's one down on the beach. You never know, your rabbit could have commandeered one of my ships!