h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh go on. There are some sobering-up capsules in the corner there.
*points, quite proud of this useful invention*

Oh OK...you've twisted my arm...

*wanders aboard and whistles*

Very nice. Very, very nice.

How long did it take to get this thing running then?

*Looks around for a drink*

*pours a rather large drink*
Here...share and enjoy!
*pours another one*
Pr. C. Tonks, this is a very large drink, hi.*drinks*

Oh yes, I found out about you and Tatty's little Sith scheme for galactic domination! You can't hide anything from me! (sorry, that sounded dodgy ). I'm afraid I'm going to have to save... no, wait a minute, why should I save *this* galaxy - it's too normal.
No, if you're going to attack a galaxy, may I suggest the 'A' System? My brother has 'taken rule' of the place, and isn't really that good at it, so he could do with a 'break'!

Do you have any metallic hydrogen served in a long glass with hydroxium frosting and a HUD?

Oh hello there Tatty!
Symlpost is aboard as well I'm afraid. Anyway, yes I was just saying how should really think about a different galaxy to take over.
Here, have some Ol' Janx.
*pours another glass*
How long did it take to build? Well, lets see...it took me a while to get into a seat of power to begin with, and then it took about 2 years to build the C.ompuT.er. After that, the C.ompuT.er was able to construct the rest of it in a few days.

Oh for the sake of San Beta! Not another symlpost!!
Hi Joe, welcome aboard! I'm sure E has some spare donuts she teleported up.

*E serves some more food & drinks as she marvels at what sylmposts can do to a forum*

Of course I have donuts...I never leave the stall without some...

*takes the Ol' Janx*

Thanks

Efficient system you built then...nice...but can you run games on it?

I'll think about that galaxy. Of course, I may have to discuss it with someone first... * at E*

Of course, it was just a suggestion after all. I don't mind you taking over this galaxy (if you have to, you have to, you know), because I can get away easy. It's just not a particularly interesting, compared to others that is.
Hm, sure you can play games on this beuty! I really enjoy a good 'scientist-crunch' on Half-Life, don't you? I only crunch those scientists because they're pathetic.

LOL

*E begins the hunt for the sylmpost monster which she is sure has found it's way here...then tries to lure it out with donuts*

[beeoooop, presence detected in Great Hall]
Confirmed, computer. There, that's the PA system. Sounds good eh?
I'll just go and check it out..back in a bit

Yes, it sounds good...

Can I get anyone anything else...?

I'll take some more peanuts, thanks.

I'll have one of those donuts you were trying to lure the syml monster out with please

Right, I'm back.
Woah! 1)How did E get down to the Great Hall so fast and 2)how did she get back before me? I teleported, man! Hmm, it's not some Sith thingy is it? My vessel is due for its supernatural detection overhaul soon I think...

*hands over some peanuts & a donut*

Right then, well...
[attention, GMP auto-test initiated, failure encountered, dimensional leakage detected. Extreem caution advised]
Ah, well, it was time for me to go now anyway, I'm a very busy man. Look, there's no danger whatsoever, so you can stay in this forum for as long as you like. Hopefully some others will be along at some time, so tell them I said hi!
I'll be back again tomorrow from 8pm GMT, OK. Oh, and feel free to visit the Observatory or the Great Hall before you leave.
Thanks for coming! CU!
*grins a hell of a lot, spins round, and dashes of to Restricte Area 8.59*
[automatic teleporter arrays ready for your convenience, visitors]

Tatty, you realize that the syml monster will go straight to your stomach now, don't you?