A Conversation for SIP - Society to Irritate People
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Dizzy H. Muffin Started conversation Aug 12, 1999
SIP, the Society to Irritate People, needs some members. Help me out here, please.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 12, 1999
I want to join SIP! I am 165 months old. My title of choice is Founder and Supreme Ruler.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 12, 1999
Right! You can join, Founder and Supreme Ruler ¤AWAMwl47¤! Your four-digit serial number is 4747. Congrats!
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 12, 1999
That was an example of what to say and what to expect in response. People under 120 months of age will be told, "Bug off." So will people who I, personally, do not like. Got the idea? Okay.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Ginger The Feisty Posted Aug 16, 1999
I irritate lots of people and am 389 months old but it definitely sounds better in years! I'd like to be called Grand Tyrant!
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 16, 1999
A word to the wise: if anyone tries to be of greater rank than me, I will modify it so it isn't so great. Right! You can join, Grand Moff Ginger The Feisty! Your four-digit serial number is 4752.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Ginger The Feisty Posted Aug 17, 1999
That was my first attempt at irritating you and it worked! 
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 17, 1999
And you will go down, on the front SIP page, as the First Person to Try to Get a Title Greater than Mine.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Aug 19, 1999
I would like to join SIP, i am 173 months old and would prefere the tittlt of Great Gibbon.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 19, 1999
Right! You can join, Great Gibbon Jenny! Your four-digit serial number is 4757.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Aug 19, 1999
many thanks, i shall go forth and conduct my gibbon dutys of annoyance
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 20, 1999
We still need eleven more people at least. No, three times that, so the guys on top can have more people to opress and irritate.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
cafram - in the states. Posted Aug 29, 1999
ooooohhh... MEMEMEME!!!
I can be annoying and irritating!!
I am 196 months old and would like the title of Great Baboon.
<~~~~~~FISH!!
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 29, 1999
Right! You can join., Great Baboon Cafram! Your four-digit serial number is 4762.
A note to future people: we need some Irritator of Redundancy Irritators. We don't have any yet, but it would look silly if we didn't have enough when we needed some.
Oh, and Pikachu is becoming my second, so I'm adding him to my title.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
RangaKoo Posted Aug 31, 1999
Please, please, please let me join!!! If you don't I'll keep posting messages that solely contain the word please!! (God bless cut and paste)
I am 203 months old and already have five arch-nemesis' - I know how to be irritating. If you would like to see an example of my work, go to the limerick pages were I posted 'The song that doesn't end'
Please let me ne known as The Grand Scheming Irritator!!! I will not let you down - I have a near unendless amount of useless information in my head and the ability to do Calculus.
I am a force to be reckoned with!!!! - But nowhere as good as you.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 31, 1999
Right! You can join, The Grand Scheming Irritator Shelley! Your four-digit serial number is 4767.
But why don't you want to be an Irritator of Redundancy Irritator.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
RangaKoo Posted Aug 31, 1999
Praise unto you oh wisest one!!
Uhhh, cos I don't exactly know what one of them is...
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 31, 1999
Erm, well, the title isn't something that defines what you do in SIP. It's just something fun to do.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 31, 1999
I mean have.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Hmm, you look a little short on the staff at the moment. My age is 245 months. Now if you take that number, multiply it by the first number that comes into your head, add your age in days, divide by the number of letters in your name and finally subtract your shoe size in American measurements, you will find a completely meaningless number, and this whole process was sent to irritate you.
Can I apply for the position of Irritator of Redundancy Irritator? Is it still open?
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- 1: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 12, 1999)
- 2: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 12, 1999)
- 3: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 12, 1999)
- 4: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 12, 1999)
- 5: Ginger The Feisty (Aug 16, 1999)
- 6: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 16, 1999)
- 7: Ginger The Feisty (Aug 17, 1999)
- 8: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 17, 1999)
- 9: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Aug 19, 1999)
- 10: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 19, 1999)
- 11: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Aug 19, 1999)
- 12: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 20, 1999)
- 13: cafram - in the states. (Aug 29, 1999)
- 14: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 29, 1999)
- 15: RangaKoo (Aug 31, 1999)
- 16: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 31, 1999)
- 17: RangaKoo (Aug 31, 1999)
- 18: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 31, 1999)
- 19: Dizzy H. Muffin (Aug 31, 1999)
- 20: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Oct 4, 1999)
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