h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not if someone else is irritated.

Sorry! SIP collapsed. It wasn't meant to be anything permanent anyway. Just something to do in my spare time. Oh, here's a Thunder Stone.

[What's this? PIKACHU is evolving!]
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[PIKACHU became RAICHU! And then I named it Zippy!]
Congradulations on the Thunder Stone! ... erm, which just exploded.

So long, former members of this great group! [massive explosion, throwing everyone out of the room ... in some cases, falling out of the building altogether]

I think you need a holiday, my poor child.

Well, that's just not good enough. We need irritating formal obsequies, with conflicting instructions about who's to stand where and say what. We need someone to preach an irrelevant eulogy, someone to make sure the ropes aren't quite long enough to lower the remains into the grave, someone to buy the wrong flowers and print factually wrong obituaries in the major newspapers. The present marking of a worthy demise is just not good enough. (As you see I retain the irritating ability to repeat myself)
The Senile Sultana (title still pending)

I think there's one person here in serious need of some genuine and well-meant psychiatric care. The right medication and the most comfortable cushioned room and added to that a nice Benetton Straitjacket with adjustable velcro strapping and fashion colours. And, after proper positioning and drugging, some electric therapy and a very cold shower.
Well...
In fact, I think there's a lot of people here who could need the above mentioned treatments.
And, you know, that would be very irritating, wouldn't it?
Well...
But the Superior Cat (Me...) says that we are going to IRRITATE (or treat) this host back into being irritating!
Or something...
Well...
This is the Reverend Cat sitting in Denmark, it's half past eight and I'm having coffee and listening to (it's true) Cats.
Well...
Growl!

Well, I hereby turn the SIP over to Ginger the Feisty. He's the first person to join after me. Someone tell him to make a web page for SIP at his place. It takes more to feed a Raichu than a Pikachu.

Do you know exactly how irritating it is that the Title went to Ginger the Feisty?

Not as irritating as it'll be for Ginger The Feisty when she discovers that YK-47 is trying to change her sex...
BTW, Reverend Cat, were you listening to cats or listening to "Cats" as in Andrew Lloyd Webber?
Personally, I'd prefer the cats any day.

¤YK-47¤ [blush] Sorry, Ginger.

¤Zippy¤ [behaves very obvious about stifling a laugh]

PG Tips. Crayzee!

¤YK-47¤ What the shaving cream ...

¤Zippy¤ [looks at him with bugged eyes]

¤YK-47¤ ... does PG Tips have to do with anything!?

Cats like in Andrew Lloyd Webber, but actually only one of the tunes.
As for the sound of real cats, it depends on why they are making sounds. Purring can be nice, but two tomcats in an argument can be very... well... Irritating!
Where is Ginger anyway?

I feel I should resign as a member of SIP as I have just been irritated to hell and back by another researcher. Oh the shame of it!

Hey, listen to this, Grand Moff Tyrant:
Anybody can be either irritating or irrtated. But it take real genius to be both! (Or whatever it takes...)
Lead us, oh Moffy Tyrant!

If you wanna see real annoyance see http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=10338&thread=27563

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Who are these quier prats. *lifts of his hat* I praise you all you your homage and good, or maybe that should be bad, work!

¤YK-47¤ Ginger for the leader! Ginger for the leader! [hopes everyone else will take up the chant]

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