A Conversation for SIP - Society to Irritate People
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
KimotoCat Posted Oct 4, 1999
Meow! I wanna join! I wanna join! I wanna join! *Persistent purr!* I do!
Henceforth you shall know me as Superior Cat and adress me Reverend Cat or Excellent Cat.
And believe me, cats can be very annoying! If you've ever tried to sleep and wake up because puss was hungry / bored / needing to take a wizz, you'll know what I mean.
And anyway, out in real life (?) I am a *GAG* real abominated SCHOOLTEACHER!!! So if I'm not a natural at annoying people, who are?
See - I made you read a string of lecturing words regarding cats and annoyance! And I bet I can do it again! I am so great!!!
Not greater than the Supreme Ruler, naturally, but that still leaves pretty great, doesn't it?
Are you irritated to people who suck up to supreme rulers?
I deign to greet thee, exhalted one.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
KimotoCat Posted Oct 4, 1999
Oh, hot diggededoodahey! (Not being a born English-speakin person can be pretty irrtating, but it leaves for easy name-calling!)
I almost forgot. The Reverend Cat is of 360 months age. In fact getting precisely to that number this Saturday.
More greetings and a gentle meow!
Can I still join? Huh? Pleeeze?
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Uncle Sam Posted Oct 4, 1999
I guess I want to join...
My age in months is 371 (god I'm old!) and I'd like the title of
Dirty old man.
Please give me more details on what I'm supposed to do, where I'm supposed to do it, and when I'm supposed to begin!
As a start, I've signed up in the wrong place and bothered the cat above me with a reference to her age! Just point me where you want to annoy - I'm like a cannon of bothersome nonesense!
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
KimotoCat Posted Oct 4, 1999
Why, aint that the plain truth!
He is in deed a dirty old man!
I bet he smells from nasty fungi as well!
Growl
Maybe he also has the XXXXXX.
(Oops, caught by censorship!)
Growl
Meeeee!!
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Oct 5, 1999
I wan't to join SIP I will be Evil minded son of a, ahem
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Uncle Sam Posted Oct 6, 1999
No need to censor...
Yes, I do have the Plague! 
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Sporkulious Eglon Posted Oct 6, 1999
I would like to join SIP... I am 218 months old... My title should be The Inscrutably Dubios Seer of Kent
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
KimotoCat Posted Oct 7, 1999
I bet you counted the X'es, you dirty old man!
But HAH I fooled you! It was NOT the plague! HAH!
And it gets a lot worse.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Uncle Sam Posted Oct 7, 1999
Let me guess....
Cat-scratch fever??
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
KimotoCat Posted Oct 7, 1999
No.
Try again.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
The Wisest Fool Posted Oct 7, 1999
Ah! So he's got the KETTLE. I've been looking for it everywhere. Can you ask him to give it back, I need a coffee soon or I'm gonna go insane..
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Sporkulious Eglon Posted Oct 7, 1999
Hmm... I hope you see this Icarus... that is my prefered name... If that too is a little bit long (really, what about you name? It is, to say the very least) 6 times as big as every other's name)... well, you know what my other request is...
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Oct 8, 1999
oh I fogot I'm (12x14.6)months old
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
The Wisest Fool Posted Oct 8, 1999
Me too, I'm CCCLXXXIV months old (and feeling relatively Pre-Cambrian after that last post!).
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Oct 9, 1999
As grand gibbon should i actually be doing anything, apart from annoying people of course?
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Wand'rin star Posted Oct 21, 1999
No, you're doing fine already.You lot really know how to irritate a person. I've just spent five mins getting to the end of the thread and another five looking for the calculator and now my coffee's stone cold I'd like to be "The Senile Sultana",please (I'm 679 months old)
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Oct 25, 1999
Do you know, by the very act of ignoring us who want to join, the Founder and Supreme Ruler is really beginning to irritate me.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
KimotoCat Posted Oct 26, 1999
We are not worthy!
The supreme ruler is just sooo much better at this than we are.
Me myself, I am very irritated right now.
How about you guys?
Growl
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
Ormondroyd Posted Nov 4, 1999
Normally I'd start by saying "hello", but that seems altogether too friendly for this Forum.
So I won't.
I'll just say that I'm 475 months old, and I would like to be your Chief Curmudgeon. I have chosen this title because "curmudgeon" is a great word. Perhaps you know it. If you don't then, irritatingly enough, you'll have to look it up. If you do, then you'll probably be irritated by the fact that I thought you might not know it.
Also, it's quite hard to spell, so people will keep getting it wrong. I will then have the chance to correct them in a curmudgeonly, pedantic, and hopefully very irritating manner. You see? I'm a natural!
I await your response with irritation.
You, too, can drive people to the brink of insanity! And over!
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Nov 5, 1999
that means you haven't reached the age of two so this is very intresting
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- 23: Uncle Sam (Oct 4, 1999)
- 24: KimotoCat (Oct 4, 1999)
- 25: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Oct 5, 1999)
- 26: Uncle Sam (Oct 6, 1999)
- 27: Sporkulious Eglon (Oct 6, 1999)
- 28: KimotoCat (Oct 7, 1999)
- 29: Uncle Sam (Oct 7, 1999)
- 30: KimotoCat (Oct 7, 1999)
- 31: The Wisest Fool (Oct 7, 1999)
- 32: Sporkulious Eglon (Oct 7, 1999)
- 33: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Oct 8, 1999)
- 34: The Wisest Fool (Oct 8, 1999)
- 35: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Oct 9, 1999)
- 36: Wand'rin star (Oct 21, 1999)
- 37: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Oct 25, 1999)
- 38: KimotoCat (Oct 26, 1999)
- 39: Ormondroyd (Nov 4, 1999)
- 40: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Nov 5, 1999)
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