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Post 101

creachy

*sticks on a pair of glasses with funny eyes on springs. pretends to sharpe a pencil. gets blue ink all over himself*

dammit! that's not a pencilsmiley - cross


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Post 102

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That better have been a pen!


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Post 103

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

smiley - bigeyes *perfects the 'Who Me' wide eyed innocent look*


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Post 104

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Post 105

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*rests feet up on desk*

Am I an MP yet?!


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Post 106

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

What do you say Creachy skip the formalities and get Excelsior to set the final test ( if he's awake yet smiley - laugh )


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Post 107

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Just promote me!


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Post 108

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

We can't, I've got a perfect situation for you

I've flipped and I'm holding Creachy hostage, it's up to you to find out the reason why and you need to talk me out or find away to get Creachy out.

Ok

*Grabs a knife and Gun, grabs Creachy and starts screaming*


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Post 109

creachy

*wonders what the hell is going on but decides not to move cos the springy eyes on the glasses are caught on his goatee*


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Post 110

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

*whispers*

This is HPB's final evaluation

He's got to sort this out


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Post 111

creachy

oh right.

*starts to act like a panicky hostage*


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Post 112

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Put. The. Gun. Down. And. Preferably. The. Knife.


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Post 113

creachy

*breaks sweat*


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Post 114

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Hang on! What are you holding creachy with if you've got a gun and a knife in each hand???


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Post 115

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

I've got a gun in my hand the knife in my belt

smiley - wah He promised to marry me smiley - wah

And I caught him with another woman, well half woman half cat smiley - wah

I want him back and if he won't honour his promises I'll kill both of us smiley - wah


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Post 116

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Well luckily I'm a fake vicar...

Do you?


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Post 117

creachy

i never said that! you're dillusional woman!


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Post 118

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That's not helping..!

Besides, you're both kicked out for fratanising with fellow army staff...

And if you kill him you'll be thrown away for a veeeery long time!


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Post 119

creachy

*rlaxes a little*

now you see, i would have thrown a bucket of water over her. it's obvious her hormones are playing up and she needs to cool downsmiley - biggrin


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Post 120

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*throws a bucket of estrogen*


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