A Conversation for Guardroom

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Post 41

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Hnnnngh! smiley - tea One!
nnnnngh! smiley - tea Two...!


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Post 42

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I'd tell what the sun looks like, but you only get one shot...

I'll save it for when I'm on a death bed.

Which station is it?

...................smiley - dohsmiley - tea Three! *gasp*


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Post 43

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Fooooooooooooooooooooo smiley - tea oooour!


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Post 44

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*Grabs a very, very small laxative*:

5...smiley - tea
6...smiley - tea
7...smiley - tea
8...smiley - tea
9...smiley - tea
10...smiley - tea
11...smiley - tea


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Post 45

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12 smiley - tea, 13 smiley - tea, 14 smiley - tea, 15 smiley - tea, 16 smiley - tea, 17 smiley - tea, 18 smiley - tea, 19 smiley - tea......

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TWENTY!!!! smiley - tea

Steps into guardroom with a tray...


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Post 46

creachy

so thats all you neededsmiley - laugh

i explained all about which radio frequency in my journal, and put a link to their website theresmiley - ok


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Post 47

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On digibox so I can't link to it...

But what's the station?


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Post 48

creachy

it's called orbit am, the frequency is 1134MW/AM. covering surrey and west sussex. you in those areas?


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Post 49

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Nope. Jarrow born and bred.


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Post 50

creachy

you won't get it thensmiley - sadface not as if anyone will be up at those times so i intend to be stoned or drunk otherwise i will just die of boredom. very heavy rock music and maybe invite a couple of girls up to smiley - drool over (like that last one will ever happen)smiley - laugh


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Post 51

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Someone will be listening.

Do a phone-in!


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Post 52

creachy

i did that last time i was on the 'Graveyard Shift', i kept reading out our number and email and sms number...nothing happened. no-one was listeningsmiley - sadface it suckedsmiley - grr it's gonna be different this time round. there is gonna be one hell of a show...if i make it to the studiosmiley - winkeye


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Post 53

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How's it gonna be different?

And how often do you do this show?!


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Post 54

creachy

it is a restricted licence radio show so it is only on air for about a month at a time. we usually get a licence twice yearly. i will make it different by being very VERY lax on the censorship rulessmiley - winkeye

probably phone my producer up at 4am toosmiley - devil just to see if he is alright. or perhaps i could do a prank call on him live on air. not really sure how different, just determined not to have the same boring time like last time.


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Post 55

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It's on once a month or twice a year?


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Post 56

creachy

twice a year for one month at a time. after this one we are next on at Christmassmiley - ok


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Post 57

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At Christmas you'll get even less listeners!


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Post 58

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Hang on, if you're only on for two months, how does the public know that you're there?!


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Post 59

creachy

we advertise via leaflets/posters and word of mouthsmiley - ok Christmas is alright actually cos more people are indoors. and some people actually ban TV on christmas day, like me, so listen to the radio.


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Post 60

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Okay...

*sits and waits to be added to main page...*

*slurps smiley - tea*


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