h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*throws sheep in the inferno of the boiler that has just appeared in this thread*

yeah, right. what about all that rock climbing and socialising with the scousers

don't you just shout 'WHOOA BOY! WOOOA!

YOU BASTARD!!!


Noooooooo.... MY ONE TRUE LOVE IS NOW A SAD HEAP OF FLOATING WOOL!!


Cooking for 22 really badly behaved scousers is not a holiday.
And I didn't do any rock climbing. I went gorge walking once at the beginning.

we are gonna have to organise this Reading weekend soon. your gonna have to meet us somewhere. in there. at the station. come down to us and travel with us if we are driving. whatever, i don't know yet really. i think Ben said he will have a van by then so you could come down or we could pick you up from somewhere

cool

Yeah... mum's taking me to Reading so she can see her mum and come over if I don't ring her. SHe's a bit neurotic like that.

When are you guys going down there?

probably on the Wednesday to get set up so we can meet you anytime after that then

i am going offline now to watch treasure planet

DONT LEAVE ME!!!!
I HAVENT KILLED YOU YET!!

Treasure planet? My friend said that was really good... or 'boss'

KITTY!!!!!!!

welcome back, how was Wales, did you have fun

*Tickles Phenom with a feather*

Hows that for torture

*hands Reefgirl a selection of specially bred tickle-spiders*

I had to look after two groups of scousers. The second group was 22 strong and one of them kept trying to flirt with me and Jessie (the other helper).

But I went gorge-walking one day and Horseriding twice so... Yeah.

HOw've you been keeping?

Not too bad went to the beach yesterday, bit of drama when a little girl went missing, her mum came over to us to borrow the binoculars we had to look for her so my BF went looking and I scoured the shoreline, all ended well she was found by the police. It's really hot today, Alex is off on holiday with her dad today

I went to the beach also.

I'm currently living with a 12 year old girl and a seven year old girl, my mum, my mum's friend and my mum's boyfriend.
THe problem there is that I don't really hang around with the 'grown-ups' because to them I'm still a kid. But as far as they're concerned I'm old enough to look after the two little ones. You can see my dilema.

Yesterday we all went to the beach and I took the little ones into the sea. There were some sharp rocks on the way to the sadbar where we could play joyously. The 12 year old could swim over them but I had to carry the 7 year old so I now have lacerated legs. All in good fun though.

The best thing about looking after kids is when you take them out you have an excuse to play as well

Yeah! i got to play with all my old lego in the paddling pool.

I like taking Alex to the park so I can play on the swings

you can go on the swings anytime!

Swings are Ok. It's imagination games that you aren't allowed anymore.

Or those wonderful jungle gym things.... climbing, sliding, crawling.... *sighs wistfully*

children, pah

where did PHENOM go?


*points at empty rack*

*investigates rack*

lordy knows. Probably off lurking/ molesting some poor unfortunate soul.

yes, he does seem to enjoy that a little too much

Well now. Here we have a perfectly good torture rack going to waste.

yeah, i am off home now, c'ya

Mwah ha ha!!

I think not.

*trips him up*