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A1047953 - How to Train Cheese
Bob McBob Started conversation May 12, 2003
Entry: How to Train Cheese - A1047953
Author: Bob McBob - U222236
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Azara Posted May 13, 2003
Bob, this is hilarious! I'm afraid I can't offer you any 'Workshop' advice, because this is far funnier than anything I can think of.
I'm not a normal denizen of this Workshop - I followed the links from your impossible pie to you home space, and when I saw the pathetic article about the lost and lonely little entry, I had to come here and look.
Well done!
Azara 
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snark king Posted May 14, 2003
MY GOD THAT IS FUNNY! I dont know what to say. Great, Fantastic, Marvelous. Hehehe, Shakespeare.
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Jun 11, 2003
Great article, very clear, very to the topic.
Still a little mean though, if your cheese does not have to say anything, you can not force it by prodding.
The mouse in the end could also be trained? instead of releasing it.
Very good discription of how to train cheese. Much better than these articles about nowhere villages in nowhere land.
This is not fiction, it is serious, it has good style, a nice byte of humour.
Say Cheese for Bob McBob 
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a girl called Ben Posted Jul 1, 2003
Definitely a gem! Thank you for brightening up my day.
B
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Pimms Posted Jul 11, 2003
Very nice entry Bob, what are you going to do with it, to publicise it more?
Pimms 
(read your personal space too - liked the scrolling links)
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Spiff Posted Jul 15, 2003
triffic!
"this may sound a bit tough on Parmesan, but that's just hard cheese!" 
spiff
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 7, 2003
Its very cheesible, but shouldn't it be in 'Peer review', as it is informatitive? I've trained several cheeses after reading this article a few months back 
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J Posted Dec 7, 2003
All of mine just got depressed and grated themselves 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 7, 2003
Its a shame when that happens, they let things get to them too much and grat e themselves up over it 
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Bob McBob Posted Dec 8, 2003
Look, there's no point crying over spilt milk products....
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nadia Posted Dec 9, 2003
How have I not read this before? Fabulous!
- off to direct a lizard this way.
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Fattylizard - everybody loves an eggbee Posted Dec 10, 2003
A 5 foot lizard.
Who likes cheese.
I think I'll try and start a circus.
Welcome to laughing hour.
Fatty
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nadia Posted Dec 10, 2003
Never mind dear, you might not be quite be 12 foot but what you lack in height you make up in girth.
Are you sure a cheese circus is an altogether good idea? Kitten is rather fond of cheese...as am I 
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The Professor Posted Jan 2, 2004
I'm a big fan of articles that are as seemingly factual and explanatory as their subject matter allows.
This is hilarious.
The Professor
Societas Eruditorum
Even cheese can't write stuff this good!
UnderGuide Editors Posted Jan 16, 2004
Congratulations! Your piece has been picked from the Alternative Writing Workshop (AWW) by our miners and has been accepted by the editors for inclusion in the H2G2 UnderGuide! It will be featured on H2G2's front page in due course and then be displayed on the shelves of the UnderGuide.
More information on the UnderGuide can be found at A1103329. And to check what happens next go to 'What Happens after your Entry has been Recommended?' at A1096544. A helpful friendly Gem Polisher will be dropping by your personal space soon to talk to you about the next stage of the process. Eventually, your entry will be included in the UnderGuide Archives at <./>C1233</.>.
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A1047953 - How to Train Cheese
- 1: Bob McBob (May 12, 2003)
- 2: Azara (May 13, 2003)
- 3: snark king (May 14, 2003)
- 4: friendlywithteeth (Jun 9, 2003)
- 5: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Jun 11, 2003)
- 6: Bob McBob (Jul 1, 2003)
- 7: a girl called Ben (Jul 1, 2003)
- 8: Pimms (Jul 11, 2003)
- 9: J (Jul 11, 2003)
- 10: Spiff (Jul 15, 2003)
- 11: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 7, 2003)
- 12: J (Dec 7, 2003)
- 13: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 7, 2003)
- 14: Bob McBob (Dec 8, 2003)
- 15: nadia (Dec 9, 2003)
- 16: Bob McBob (Dec 10, 2003)
- 17: Fattylizard - everybody loves an eggbee (Dec 10, 2003)
- 18: nadia (Dec 10, 2003)
- 19: The Professor (Jan 2, 2004)
- 20: UnderGuide Editors (Jan 16, 2004)
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