I am the snark king, ruler of the snarks of Zen.
Despite our defeat on earth, I am still doing quite well for myself, selling small clay houses to unsuspecting tourists.
I have recently been to <insert your hometown here>, and found it very wet/cold/sunny/nice/dull/empty/overcrowded/****/blue (delete as appropriate)
My hobbies include jumping into peoples faces and biting them off.
I am currently starring in Half Life 2, so look out for me in the near future.
Squeek squeek, BLAM!
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