h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

<> youre kidding right? From the hex codes for web safe colours, the "smallest" light blue is 00CCFF <<//aside>>

aarrrg i mean a dark blue

*smacks forehead* i was thinking of pigments...

*reluctantly takes dark blue, decides to cheat and read it as decimal*

Do you not perhaps think that although I very much appreciate the downgrading of your first and rather extravagant post, which was by the way just so you know, fifty two thousand four hundred and seventy nine once converted to decimal that the dark blue called for remains pretty ambitious seeing as a very dark blue which is pretty purple actually is ninety nine, which is equal to one hundred and fifty three once converted to decimal, and that I have done remarkable well under the circumstances to compose a question which is in fact ninety nine words long?

[33 (in decimal)]

What happened to 6!? Doesn't it equal 720, and not 21? Am I just too much of a Maths Geek? Is it anything to do with the Myth? Have I, mayhaps, become Mythtified?

[TV Series starring Kiefer Sutherland on TV Sunday Nights + Channel its repeated on]

If that is intended to request a 720-word question, mind if I be obtuse and pick the 21 words to ask?

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How did you manage such an amazing simulpost? Can it really have been a day?

TV series is 24 - on BBC 2 - so last time was meant to be 26/
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gosh, haven't any of you *read* the lord of the rings? don't you know there are six books in total? two books for each..erm...book?

{5X6 (modulus/modulo/whatever that thingy's called 13)}
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Is this the first time I have posted in this here thread then<?>

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is it?
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Is that not what I said<?>

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would you have been able to think of a better two word question?
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Is that a challenge<?> Is it<?> Do you want me to think of some<?> Any ideas<?>

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do you want to see some arty things i've done? if you do, you can click on this link: http://clelba.deviantart.com/, you know?


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Devian Tart?

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Is that something like a Devon Cream Tea? Or Maybe not?
Have I been away for a while? Am I back? Will I stay? Or Go?

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won't you stay? please? isn't it a shame i can't do art?

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Is this number the answer to a question or is it the number of words in the question (which therefore shall be answered elsewhere) that I am going to ask, or is it both an answer and a command impossible to fulfill?

(10.5)

Is that half a word as in half a wo?