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Post 481

Terry Teadreg

Calculating his fees (4)


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Post 482

Gladly, the cross-eyed bear

Hoping they'd cover his rent. (5)

A short-sighted golfer called Sam (1)

smiley - scientist


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Post 483

Snailrind

Was partial to raspberry jam. [2]


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Post 484

MrFlay

when 'twas smeared on his balls (3)


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Post 485

U563386

He flaunted the rules


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Post 486

SpiritMage

and added it to ham ! (5)


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Post 487

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

Now Jordan's been kicked off the show [1]


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Post 488

MrFlay

I don't care about who's next to go (2)


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Post 489

Watermusic

She flaunted A breast


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Post 490

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

[Which Peter then pressed [4]
ooooh err missus!


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Post 491

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42


PS I didn't think she was A, more like H for "Help, I've fallen over!"


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Post 492

U563386

And lost his arm up to the elbow! (5)


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Post 493

Gladly, the cross-eyed bear

A Swiss patent clerk name of Albert (1)

smiley - scientist


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Post 494

MrFlay

Had problems re-styling his hair (2)

[note - I'm assuming he's Swiss French.]


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Post 495

Terry Teadreg

He took up his pen (3)


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Post 496

Mycelium


his scissors and then


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Post 497

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

Calculated a relative square [5]

smiley - scientistsmiley - scientistsmiley - scientistsmiley - scientistsmiley - scientist

In the jungle there reigned and ex-kitten


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Post 498

Terry Teadreg

That rendered most men badly bitten (2)


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Post 499

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

Andre, Brockett and Lydon


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Post 500

Terry Teadreg

Did what was forbidden (4)


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