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Post 441

The Godfather of Cheesecake

...him stand up, turn round and then bow


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Post 442

MrFlay

While the Marie Celeste lay at anchor, (1)


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Post 443

The Godfather of Cheesecake

Nobody bothered to thank 'er...


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Post 444

SpiritMage

They just left 'er there (3)


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Post 445

The Godfather of Cheesecake

..with the crew going spare..


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Post 446

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Till some wicked bugger sank 'er


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Post 447

MrFlay

There once was a schoolboy called Tucker (1)


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Post 448

The Godfather of Cheesecake

Whose Mrs was e'er such a 'looker,'


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Post 449

Terry Teadreg

He came home early one day


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Post 450

The Godfather of Cheesecake

-found his wife playing away,


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Post 451

Terry Teadreg

An elaborate game of snooker


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Post 452

MrFlay

[not sure that one rhymed as much as it could have...]


A youthful Prime Minister called Pitt (1)


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Post 453

Terry Teadreg

[I thought it was Tucker in Germany, pronounced "tooker" smiley - biggrin]

Who was pushing his luck a bit (2)


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Post 454

Snailrind

He had a quick tipple [3]


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Post 455

MrFlay

a "slippery nipple";


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Post 456

The Godfather of Cheesecake

And afterwards, felt a right tit! (5)


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Post 457

SpiritMage

An old man was telling a tale ,


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Post 458

~:*-Venus-*:~

Of how he once caught a whale (2)


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Post 459

SpiritMage

with 6 yards of string (3)


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Post 460

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Hauling it in (4)


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