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Post 421

MrFlay

All was quiet on the Western Front, (1)


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Post 422

Bob McBob

Until Hawkins Performed this Stunt: (2)


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Post 423

Snailrind

He grabbed hold of a duck [3]


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Post 424

Bob McBob

And trusted his luck (4)


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Post 425

Snailrind

As he made it bleat, whinny and grunt. [5]


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Post 426

Snailrind

I figured that would be a more acceptable line than

"As he up unt [5]"


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Post 427

MrFlay

Gunner Hawkins had a pet duck, [1]


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Post 428

enin aVehS

It's feathers he tried to shuck,


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Post 429

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But the duck got revenge (3)


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Post 430

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

[like Den did on Ange]
non-uk readers - reference to episode of soap opera eastenders [tv to slip your wrists to] when 'Dirty Den Watts' served divorce papers on his bibulous spouse Angie with a cheery "Merry Xmas, darlin'"


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Post 431

Snailrind

By pasting his hair to a truck. [5]


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Post 432

~:*-Venus-*:~

A girl named Sue from Kent (1)


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Post 433

Snailrind

Was in her element


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Post 434

GreenHayGirl

In her winciette nightie (3)


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Post 435

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she said allrighty!!


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Post 436

GreenHayGirl

you can slap my arse for free rent


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Post 437

Snailrind

When Santa crash-landed in Slough, [1]


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Post 438

Terry Teadreg

Impaled himself right on a plough (2)


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Post 439

MrFlay

He ruptured his spleen (3)


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Post 440

SpiritMage

and you should have seen (4)


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